Professional high-fiver, time-travel advocate & looking for an 8th best friend #DETROIT

United States
Joined March 2009
Is Ryan Day about to fight Lou Holt’s? #OSUvsND
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Ohio States head coach looks like an evil Billy Mays
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I’m gonna tell my kids this is @elonmusk
Who had Charles Barkley articulating our political culture with pinpoint accuracy and truth on their 2021 bingo card?
Charles Barkley speaking the truth
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Don’t know who this dude is but he broke that shit DOWN!! Listen especially the ones that need to hear it!!
#HotTake @realDonaldTrump is setting himself up to grant pardons to his family & cronies over the next few days then he’ll talk his cabinet into invoking the 25th on him so @Mike_Pence can pardon him.
They’re not “militias.” They’re domestic terrorists endangering and intimidating their fellow Americans. Words matter.
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before...
So FBI Director Wray will have a press event today. And the right wing is going bananas. I believe they know what is coming and it isn't good for Trump or GOP. Stay tuned
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I truly don't know how there's a tweet for everything
I suspect @JoeBiden could do well tonight. Don't be fooled by his gaffes. He is a seasoned and feisty debater.
Hey @alexa99 -- remind me tomorrow to wake up @BillieJoe Armstrong...
*Trumps campaign manager starts furiously scheduling rallies with new found confidence*
No fans? Not on FOX Sports. Thousands of virtual fans will attend FOX’s MLB games this Saturday.
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When Obama awarded John Lewis a Medal of Freedom in 2011, the president said that “Generations from now, when parents teach their children what is meant by courage, the story of John Lewis will come to mind.” politi.co/3hbevgj
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Is that an October surprise I smell cooking? 👀🤞🏻
BREAKING: Supreme Court upholds a New York grand jury subpoena for Trump’s tax returns and other financial records, rejecting his call to give presidents complete immunity from criminal investigation while in office. blawgo.com/k0ACAzB
Okay twitter, I’ll give y’all 3 guesses what county Mar-a-Lago is in. Go.
it's like a youtube comments section come to life
This guy out here sounding like an abusive ass spouse telling you about how he only beats your ass because he "CARES SO MUCH and you outta be a little more grateful for how good you actually have it..." cops just can't help themselves but to keep showing us who they really are.
WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today: "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."
Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.