The Duke of Earl 🪩🎤💿📼👾🎨🖌️🍊🍃💨 Screenshot my photo you sissy.

Indiana, USA
Joined July 2009
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Sauna time
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Omg look 😂
I hate electric heaters. They all wish they could warm up a room
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The movie collection(not counting DVDs and blurays) that’s about 300 movies there
I have officially moved all my movies to the basement. That’s probably half a ton. Taking stress off the house
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Saw the fly last night. The fly eats by regurgitating enzymes onto the food that liquifies it, then they suck it up with their vacuum mouth. So pair that with X, I had a dream that poor people were regurgitating on people in the grocery store and turning them into liquid for sport as a result of the government shutdown. and that concludes my night
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I have officially moved all my movies to the basement. That’s probably half a ton. Taking stress off the house
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Woke up with the most sculpted abs of my life
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I need a cat. I need a nice cat who respects my furniture lol.
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Omg people who weren’t even political before are on Facebook ranting every five minutes with TDS… Go outside, kneel down and feel the grass blades
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I’m glad abortion wasn’t very accessible when I was conceived
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Woke up with the most sculpted abs of my life
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Building more furniture. I really love working
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Feels like I spend $300 a day. Life is so expensive I swear
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Found a hole in the foundation! I sprung right into action. Fixed it like a man
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The damage is already done, boys. You can stretch the foreskin back out and have stretched out foreskin, but you will never get them nerve endings back. They were stolen, the armor of your dick head was stolen, it’s the most scandalous crime this is declawing cats, but humans. Reparations!!!!
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