Picked the worst time to go to the store yesterday when everyone got their benefits back, I completely forgot until I got there. The store was mobbed.

Day of rest my ass. We're getting busy today. 😁

2 of the best things about this season 😭

Michael Knowles absolutely DESTROYED Cory Booker… who quickly left the room. Because he’s a coward

the gayest thing a straight person can say is "my partner"

I think a better question for me to have asked after she told me she worked for a mason was, "do you like men?" Cuz im pretty sure she doesn't, except for maybe validation purposes. 🤣 I'm glad I live by, "don't get your hopes up."

Tryna figure out why this random girl I met at the bar a few nights ago called me at midnight on snap last night. 😅

Fuck man my head is bothering me this morning cuz I was up late drinking and having fun at Karaoke. I don't do that often on work nights, I FAFO. Hoping that Dunkin breakfast sandwich does its trick. I need some electrolytes.

No one can cope harder than Pokemon fans. They're perfectly content with these trash looking games. Now that you have to pay 70 bucks a game, they need to step it up. But honestly, what incentive is there to do better when people are content with crap?

It must be nice to be such a money franchise like Pokemon where you can just push out low-budget crap and everyone buys it and up wants more and just copes with it's obvious flaws. Just too big to fail.

Buy the slop, buy the slop in different colors. Tell yourself it's good, despite n64 tier graphics, and no voice actors. FOR A 70 DOLLAR GAME! Nothing gaslights you better than fandom.

I guess Pokemon games are just gonna suck forever because the mindless fans keep buying up the slop, even when the slop costs 70 dollars and has shit graphics, no voice acting, and just seems overall kind of soulless.

Modern Pokémon games look like ass. Bring back the sprites from the 3DS days.

Im happy how my muffins came out but next time I think I'll bake them a tad bit longer because I think I can get a better top.

At least I have a clean place now. 🤣 Heating some water up for coffee then im gonna try making some chocolate chip muffins.

Damn, once again a lady is coming over to my place and I am tasked with making it seem less like a Batchelor pad. I rarely have people over. Something tells me she won't appreciate the collection of shopping bags on the couch, or who knows maybe she will and I'm wasting my time.

In the stock market, it’s called the “dead cat bounce”. When a worthless stock is finally revealed to be worthless and absolutely tanks, there is typically some sort of bounce-back off the bottom. But it inevitably returns to rock bottom. Because everyone knows it’s a worthless stock. Jimmy Kimmel was an absolute loser -in the actual technical sense of being the source of losing money for his employers. The slight controversy created a temporary “dead cat bounce”. But there is only so much “protest watching” anyone can do that total hack before even the “protest watchers” determine they would rather be at the dentist than listening to Jimmy.

Change My Mind is back. Today. 11AM. Southern Methodist University. Dallas, TX. Dr. Smith Health Center Backyard. I had to keep this under wraps for security reasons, but I can't wait to get back out there. Come out like the civil, rational Americans you are, and show the world that they can’t silence us all. The leftists who’ve celebrated the violence against our own these last weeks… they want us isolated, alone and afraid. But we don’t have to be alone. We don’t have to be isolated. And while we’ve all been afraid lately, we don’t have to let the fear conquer us. God bless, and I’ll see you all at 11AM.

If you listen closely, you’ll notice no one is even attempting to argue James Comey didn’t commit perjury.