my hotspot watching me run `pnpm install`

Nov 5, 2025 · 1:54 AM UTC

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ssh driven development fixes this
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no `bun i`?
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Copy pasting deps by hand would be faster at that point
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bro's sweating harder than a GPU in july.
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no way I literally just did this like an hour ago
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Try terraform apply
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Cold install on LTE is a trust exercise. pnpm saves disk not bytes. Get real WiFi or cache it. Bake a Docker layer with pnpm store and the lockfile to cut it from 20 min to 20 sec. Your hotspot just drafted a will.
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tbh i don’t even have wifi right now just realized how much of an underrated hero my iphone 11 is
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Literally me in Spain because hotels use 1 ap for 100 rooms
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But all the files have extension .py
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It’s the worst when you’re on transit in the middle of nowhere and network switches from 5G to 3G
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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👆the plane wifi watching me download 12gb of node modules
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I did sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade from library wifi
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Ahaha while also listening to a yt podcast in 1080p
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the true villain of every dependency update, your data plan
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Whay does that do?
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Your hotspot might catch fire from overheating.
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atleast it's not npm i
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that will be fulfilled now😅😅
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You should try docker compose up
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my gosh 😂😂😂
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Your hotspot: 'I didn't sign up for this' 💀
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Should've used bun
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pov it's `npm install` instead
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My hotspot watching me run flutter pub get 💀
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Crazy I’m now somehow able to now relate with some coders tweets
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still better than npm, gradle and pip 😬