🍬🐂🌹🍀 Roberto Martinez enthusiast. Don’t like Ian Bell. Opinions are my own (except when someone says something wittier than me)

7.1 miles from home
Joined February 2009
Booking for anyone else that
📸 - Virgil van Dijk sarcastically applauding the referee.
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Could see 5 minutes in that the ref had lost control of the game. The worst cohort of refs of all time and he’s not even the best in his own family never mind the country
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Have a good brayyyk
A message from Keano. 🤳🤩
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Probably the best performance we’ve put in at the new house. Excellent right across the field
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Rohl’s got a tub of flapjacks and a bag of Percy pigs for the boys
Arriving for #EVEFUL. 👊
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Joe Marler with a perfect recreation of my face after the Dwight McNeil sub on Monday night.
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Been away so only just managed to watch the Traitors final. My heart is still beating out of my chest. Best show on the telly in years and years and years. Time to unmute everything again
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Studying up on my conference league ball ahead of next season
Wheyyyyy
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Ajax sack head coach John Heitinga with immediate effect. Follows poor results and defeat vs Galatasaray.
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A bunch of families just lost their loved ones too. America.
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Time for Everton to do the right thing and retire the number 16 The player, not the shirt number
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All on the manager that one. Moyesie, strike one
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Our full backs are so so bad 😩
Tonight's Toffees to take on @SunderlandAFC! 👊 #SUNEVE
Ahhh yes the old tried and tested 1-6-3 formation
🚨🌎 FIFPRO announced their 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐗𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 only voted by the players! 🌎✨ Any changes you’d personally make to this squad? 👀
Villa, Chelsea, City, Spurs and West Ham all had better ones. Leeds maybe. The rest are all better now. The state of that Brentford one ffs
Another great one from @MysteryJKing. Which badges should never have changed? -#EPL #premierleague
We exit the Carabao Cup.
I would give anything to have two top full backs. Would change absolutely everything about this team
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Alcataz up top and play for the second goal
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No contact. Ridiculous
Zero contact at the moment or after O’Brien heads it. Bad decision.