do boomers know that the planet's surface is 70% water?
asking for a friend.
> be Boomer, proud owner of three non-running cars and a lawn that looks like Afghanistan
>Google wants to build 500-acre data center, promises actual jobs that don’t involve frying pork tenderloins
> city council holds public hearing, Karen squad shows up with glitter signs “Water is life”
> they scream “1 billion gallons a year, that’s like 50 billion chicken wings worth of water”
> mfw they think the servers are just giant bongs getting refilled by Nestle
> vote passes 7-0 to yeet Google back to California
> celebrate by watering concrete at 2 p.m. in July
> unemployment rate stays higher than our average BMI