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Silicon Valley
Joined April 2009
Me too!
I’m shedletsky for Halloween :p I’m also tagging shedletsky cuz funny and it would be funny if he sees this @Shedletsky
What is Steam doing here?
this is literally the best advice i've ever given anyone about anything.
i'm old don't listen to me, just go do a thing
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zoom out. there's a paper called "the real return of everything" that you're an idiot if you haven't read.
Imagine spending 14 hours a day projecting cash flows and learning business fundamentals when you could have just bought a piece of rock instead
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If you're serious, don't mess around. Get two.
THAT ROBLOX GAME IS STARTING OFF WITHOUT A CODER IN THE TEAM
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many such cases
TEACH THOUGHT I WAS DOING SCHOOLWORK.. NAH IM JUST PLAYING CROSSROADS WIT THE @Shedletsky 🥹
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And then I would get top FPS pro gamers to play and just film their reactions for YouTube.
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Ok so I had this really funny idea to host a Crossroads Brickbattle Contest with a huge prize, so people play really sweaty -- but the twist is there are 300 people in the server and its laggy as hell.
New Minecraft machine ready to generate some chunks.
Yeah but god helped, so that's cheating.
Without AI. Without the internet. Without computers. Without lasers. Without gas-powered engines. Without electricity.. They built this.
Wow.
Electronic Arts set to go private at a $55B valuation, the largest private equity buyout in history
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do boomers know that the planet's surface is 70% water? asking for a friend.
> be Boomer, proud owner of three non-running cars and a lawn that looks like Afghanistan >Google wants to build 500-acre data center, promises actual jobs that don’t involve frying pork tenderloins > city council holds public hearing, Karen squad shows up with glitter signs “Water is life” > they scream “1 billion gallons a year, that’s like 50 billion chicken wings worth of water” > mfw they think the servers are just giant bongs getting refilled by Nestle > vote passes 7-0 to yeet Google back to California > celebrate by watering concrete at 2 p.m. in July > unemployment rate stays higher than our average BMI
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Better get started. @grok how long does this take?
Replying to @Shedletsky
If the real Shedletsky answers me, I promise to reach level 100 with his character in Forsaken before 2026