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I didn’t think 2025 would get a better visual metaphor than the pic of Elon Musk’s micropenis car on fire outside a Trump hotel. Or inaugurating a racist on MLK Day. Or tearing down the East Wing of the White House. But apparently we have a new winner:
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
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He lies in the morning, he lies at night. He lies when he’s snoring, he lies to incite. He lies when it rains, he lies when it snows. He lies thru his veins, he lies when he picks his nose. He lies in the Summer, he lies in the Fall. He lies to a plumber, he lies to us all.
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In a late night Saturday memo, the Trump administration told states that they must “immediately undo” any actions to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, in a move meant to only add chaos and uncertainty. This is cruel. nytimes.com/2025/11/09/busin…
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Hey folks, this is a PARODY account of the actual very funny, but very real @GovPressOffice account.
I PROPOSE WE NAME MORE PLACES AFTER DONALD. RIKERS ISLAND SHALL BE "THE TRUMP FAMILY RETREAT." HIS BALLROOM: "DONNY'S MINIATURE MUSEUM OF MANHOOD." EPSTEIN ISLAND: "THE DONNY ALL-INCLUSIVE." LANDFILLS: "TRUMP'S AROMA GARDENS." SYPHILIS WILL NOW BE CALLED, "YOU'VE GOT DONALD."
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This from Sen. Murphy is exactly correct. The Dictator has finally proven for good that he is a blithering moron.
This is, unsurprisingly, nonsensical. Is he suggesting eliminating health insurance and giving people a few thousand dollars instead? And then when they get a cancer diagnosis they just go bankrupt? He is so unserious. That's why we are shut down and Americans know it.
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Trump’s advisers originally considered maximizing public sympathy by having him pretend to have been shot in the groin, but concluded that even MAGA would struggle to believe that any marksman had the skill to hit such a tiny target from even a foot away.
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When you take a close look at Trump, you begin to realize that perhaps we don’t have to worry about him illegally seeking a third term quite as much as we’d thought.
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Gavin for President.
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just went into Houston, Texas of all places and brought the house down. This part of his speech gives me chills. STAND UP FOR DEMOCRACY!!
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in his own words
There it is in plain English. We are not going to follow orders from judges. The law is what we think it is...
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On Texas MAGA gerrymandering, political analyst @RealEricHam of AP and First Post News says it may backfire. "In drawing more red districts, what they did was they dilited the power of many of the already existing red districts." Full podcast here: patreon.com/c/PoliticsWithCh…
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I can't tell. Is this AI or not?
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Trump wants the DC stadium named after himself. How about Felony Field?
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$40 Billion to Argentina so Milei can dance like Trump at Mar-a-lago but they’re suing not to feed hungry Americans
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Replying to @joeroganhq
If you were wondering whether Joe Rogan was anything more than s Republican shill, this ought to answer that question. Scott Jennings is absolutely laughable all the time. Eternally ridiculous. Unless of course you’re a bigot or a would-be oligarch.
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Why is Bingo Von Dildo attacking Donald Trump?
🚨ALERT: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino delivers a bombshell warning to corrupt politicians. Dan Bongino stated, "If you are a corrupt politician...we're going to find you..I don't have any friends. I don't want any friends. I didn't come here for money...We're coming for you."
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In Texas, ICE is going to construction sites and arresting hard-working immigrants. This immigrant shows the officer a work permit, yet he’s still detained. This is Trump’s America. Get ready for those construction costs to skyrocket.
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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Don’t worry guys if you’re starving or you don’t have health insurance, Donald Trump is golfing today.
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As always, I’m here to translate for you. What Bannon meant was: ‘The only reason that I get away with the awful things I say and do is that we have an entirely corrupt, fascist gov’t. Restore democracy, and I’ll face dire consequences for my despicable, criminal behavior.’