Launching a startup bank that will do 100 year mortgages. Looking for investors

Nov 9, 2025 · 2:38 AM UTC

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Buy some 100-year Mexican bonds as a hedge for prepayment risk lol
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FFS 🤦‍♂️ 😂
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I am in..
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Investors?
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Hahaha
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Its wild, just wait until the next crisis when fed drops rates to zero again and watch everyone buy & refi leaving the banks & mortgage insurer Freddy fanny get stuck holding the bag for 5 decades of no profits
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So ridiculous
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lol
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I’ve got $45.
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Thank you sir lol
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That’s a really good idea actually. And if people start to default we could introduce 200 year mortgages so payments are more affordable. I’m in
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They had them in Japan during the 1980s.
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I want to invest within my Wyoming LLC
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Should probably do a dog and pony through Japan. They have a lot of experience with 80 and 100 year mortgages. 😐
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That's gonna hurt the back
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Why not 10x it?
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Why not interest only mortgages?
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What do you think the rejection rate on 50 year mortgages will be for people over 45 years old?
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I got you my friend, DM me as I’m thinking of 500 years mortage loans 😂
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How about 200 year mortgages?
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Bro is about to be a trillionaire
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I’m in as long as we can offer 15 year car loans.
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Bank Of England got the same idea tho... 😂🤣No joke, real talks 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂
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It’s called Renting 😂
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Aim higher. 1000 year mortgages. Sky is not the limit.
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 @AtlasGemini
Nov 8
Gonna go to bank next week to get a 500-year mortgage for $1T. been eyeing some real estate on Ganymede.
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