If your baby is ugly I am going to vape on it a little bit

Aug 2, 2025 · 2:29 PM UTC

Nothing against it im trying to help if it can’t grow up beautiful it can at least grow up cool and Miami Cocoloca Melon flavored
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Some of you are wasting time threatening me that you could be spending helping your baby glow up instead - sad 😢
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can i use this for my instagram page if i credit u oomfy
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I appreciate the ask but you can tell everyone it’s yours if you want absolutely feel free to go nuts
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A man doesn’t joke at the expense of the defenseless.
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Classic male skill issue
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I’m the first person in my bloodline to see these words together
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Is that like when the priest goes around with the smoke?
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Yes give it Vape baby syndrome
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hold up?! is you cool? && you don’t get cool points for saying this.
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this some crazy ass shit to say i’m crying
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Tweet of the year? Tweet of the year.
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Flavour?
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Every culture has had their traditions when it comes to preparing children for the world. This is the modern American equivalent of Spartans tossing the weaker children from the cliffs.
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Lung mogging on these gen alphas
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the cloud helps to obscure the ugliness
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I hate when the mothers do their little performative coughs when I'm vaping 20 feet away. They've just ensured I'm blowing the vape towards them when they walk by.
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You are a hoe for this one
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same. if I ever see a soft looking baby while im walking around in the city, i take a rip from my bong and blow smoke all over them help them harden up a lil
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It will be fine I’m sure, when I was a baby I smelled like beer and cigarettes
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fcking fab all in the lil fuckers face
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You can rape me if you’d like
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this is so disgusting and low. be a better person and smoke a cigarette on the little shit.
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It takes zero effort not to be weird. No one says things like this, period.
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If you vape on any baby I am going to beat on you a little bit
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And people say women aren’t funny.
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Hate when bitches be like “don’t blow vape smoke all over my baby” like first of all it’s not smoke it’s some other shit and second scientists don’t even know the hazards yet
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100 thousand likes
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gotta harden them against heavy metal poisoning with early exposure
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