Hi, I’m the problem, it’s me | Yapper | Just a girl | TFT Queen | #1 Yuumi | @sxlrda @milkiway @jellymoths @MlSSPEACHH @edeiraVAL @mirukukitten

Joined April 2009
That dress looks so uncomfortable @sjokz but it’s fire on you and you are slaying in it. 10/10 one of the best dresses you’ve worn. 😍
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I need a man obsessed with me like YungGooby is with Drew Levin
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Need to find me a man who wants me to be their cardio
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My CORRECT take on 12 Years of League of Legends World Anthems (left to right matters).
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I have learned how to recover old discord DMs and I’m not well
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“I always try to defend girls” “I’m not a play boy” LMAOOOO? It didn’t even take him a day of us talking for him to say he’d fly me out to Slovenia to have his way with me.
LFL DAYS février : Je rencontre Apples en after. Je voulais juste un stage et j'me suis dit pk pas demander :) Quand il vient nous (ma pote et moi) voir, il nous demande notre origine puis nous dit que "les arabes vous êtes vrm super sexy" (elle se reconnaitra MDR) mais bon j'ai mis ça sur le dos de l'alcool. ^^ On a parlé pendant plusieurs mois, mais dès que je lui donnais pas d'attention il agissait comme un enfant vexé et m'a même supprimé sur les réseaux MDR J'vais pas parler du fait qu'il me parlait des scrims de KC et de toutes le fois où il a tenu un discours pseudo féministe alors qu'en réalité il fait clairement du love bombing et se fait passer pour ce mec hyper sympa sans intentions (spoiler : c un p'tit coquin)
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What is your first thought?
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Hey @drewlevin it's my birthday, I'm always honor 5, I'm the worlds greatest and most bestest Yuumi player to ever exist., and I'm Rank #1 Yuumi and the #1 Yuumi fan! I own every yuumi thing POSSIBLE but the yuumi swarm cyber cat icon, who do I contact to get that? Pretty pls!🥹
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It’s my birthday today! Ofc the twt ballon’s aren’t working for me! I’m officially ancient years old. 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁🩷
Just started cramping as I turned my pc on. Looks like no video games for me this week.
Most updated accent tier list!!! *If I've missed your country or island just assume it's a no thanks*
Question for all the Pro, semi pro, and armature league coaches/gm's/organizations how does someone get on a team with igns like Palestine killer?
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No one prepares you for your mid 20’s to late 30’s when you are silently driving home with tears running down your cheek, after being the only single person in a room full of those either dating, engaged, married or having babies and being happy for them but also feeling so lost
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Men will literally ruin your life and then ask if you still want to duo
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I used to work for the Walt Disney company in Orlando, FL. I did the Disney College Program and a Professional Disney Internship. During my DCP my roommates and I were off for the night and decided to eat at Be Our Guest. While we were there this adorable little girl dressed up as Aurora couldn’t stop staring at us. We kept waving to her and she’d get all shy. Finally about half way through our dinner she comes over to us and asks if we’d sign her autograph book because she said we were some of the prettiest princesses she’s seen. We all signed it and took a group picture with her. We asked the mom if we could have copy of the photo too. She sent it to one of my roommates who posted it in our group chat. The little girl told us Sleeping Beauty was her favorite princess, and I told her she’s also mine. I pulled out my lanyard filled with Aurora pins and gave her all of my duplicates and my favorite Aurora pin. Her eyes lit up and she was so happy. She gave me the biggest hug and I helped put her new pins on her lanyard. We asked if she wanted to take a pictures with us and Beast and both her and her mom did. Her mom asked if we were there on vacation and we told her we were cast members but had the night off. She told us they were on a family trip but her husband and brother were off doing other things because they could only get a reservation for two for Be Our Guest. We had reserved a vip party tickets to watch wishes for up to 8 people and we were only a group of of 6. I asked if they wanted to join us, and the little girl begged her mom. They both ended up joining us and the little girl had the best of time. Later that week I posted about my experience and how even when not in costume I can’t help but make magic happen for myself. My post went viral and someone sent me a dm with a picture of the little girl and asked if it was her. I said yes and asked how she knew her and it was a relative. The relative said the little girl couldn’t stop talking about her night at Be our Guest and how special each of us were. She also told me the family was on the trip because of make a wish for the little girl. I told my roommates and we couldn’t stop crying. About a few weeks later the little girls mom had texted the roommate she sent the photos to and thanked us all for making her daughter’s night special. She confirmed that they were there for make a wish and that the trip hadn’t gone their way at all and her daughter couldn’t stop talking about the lovely night she had with all the princesses. She also said that her daughter had passed but wanted to let us know how special we made her night and how special we made her final wish. I’ve never cried so much in my life. This is a memory that will forever stay with me for the rest of my life.
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Not even the #1 Ashe player in the world who is high elo could help PANA. PANA never listens and always thinks he’s right. Meanwhile, y’all continue to give him a platform while he gets boosted. His arrogance and ignorance will never change.
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NO man has all 5: - full time job - headboard for their bed - grandmaster + - works out daily - stable mental
I dated this guy who was pre law in uni. His parents were divorced and he lived with his mother. I never met his father. His mother didn’t approve of me because I wasn’t catholic. Anyways, he ended up cheating on me. After a few months I downloaded Tinder and ended up matching with a really good looking but older man. He looked familiar but it wasn’t until I was on a date with him that I realized it was my exes dad. I ended up telling him I had dated his son and we broke up because of him cheating on me. One date led to another and we started seeing one another. I got invited to a lunch that his son and his son’s new gf would be at. The look on his son’s face when his dad introduced me as his gf. Lunch was pretty awkward but also so fun for me. Before I left I managed to let my ex know that he may have gotten his fathers looks but he certainly didn’t get his daddy’s dick or skills in bed because I didn’t have to fake it. We ended things soon after because we were both in two difference stages of life.l
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men will do anything but uninstall league of legends
I think it’s great that you don’t let your hairline hold you back from approaching women
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