, brilliant! So now, according to the Science Museum, my childhood Lego sets were secretly plotting against the rainbow community. Here I was, thinking I was just building spaceships and castles, but nope, I was apparently reinforcing the patriarchy with every brick I snapped together.
Imagine the scene: "Hey, little Timmy, what are you building today?" "Oh, just a fortress of heteronormativity, mum!" Because clearly, the only thing more dangerous than stepping on a Lego in the dark is the insidious agenda of those colorful, interlocking blocks.
Next thing you know, they'll be saying that Mr. Potato Head's lack of a gender-neutral potato counterpart is a direct attack on society's fabric. Lego, the toy that's been around since before most of us were born, is now the villain in this grand narrative. Who knew my playful afternoons were so politically charged?
If Lego is anti-LGBT, then I guess my old Play-Doh was pro-establishment and my Etch A Sketch was a symbol of the binary system. The horror!