Texas Longhorn. Ministerin of Culture. UT Austin BS ADV ‘06. 🤘 Co-host of @FireTheCannon1 Just a ray of Burnt Orange F'in Sunshine

Austin, TX
Joined November 2011
It’s time. Let’s do this thing. 🤘🏼🧡 #HookEm
Dallas, we comin' 🤘
YALL!!! CELEBRATE MY AMAZING FRIEND JIM AND HIS GD KATS WINNING ONE THIS YEAR!!!!
YESSSS! MY BELOVED ALMA MATER HAS WON A FREAKING FOOTBALL GAME!!!!! I WANNA CRY! EAT 'EM UP KATS!!!!!!!!!!
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When your fancy plastic drank cups from your Texas seats come into play in the real world
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Disney holds a 70% majority stake in FUBO. THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS IN THIS DEBACLE.
I have started a free trial for FUBO TV. That seems like the only move with the YouTube TV debacle that does not go into the mouse’s pocket. KEEP CHANGING EMAILS AND GETTING FREE TRIALS. DO NOT BUY THE ESPN APP OR HULU. WE WILL NOT CAVE FOR ESPN.
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Texas wins!!! 🤘85 🕷️ 56
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Alumni has a nice RING to it 💍 Today we celebrated with our graduating students who took part in a longstanding tradition of getting their UT class ring 🤘
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SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR 👋🤘 #HookEm
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HORNS WIN IN THE SWAMP 🤘🐊
SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR 👋🤘 #HookEm
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What an incredible evening with longhorn family coming to support and save lives in honor of Jake Ehlinger #48! Thank you @MichaelTaaffe4 for being such a superstar on and off the field. We are honored to know you!
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WHY👏 WOULD👏ANYONE👏SEND👏THEIR👏KID👏TO 👏BAYLOR👏
Sources: Baylor AD, CFP Chair Mack Rhoades investigated after alleged sideline incident with player, followed by physical and verbal incident with assistant coach. Baylor, in a statement to @Outkick, does not deny the allegations. outkick.com/sports/baylor-ad…
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Happy Friday everyone. Respectable people don’t bark at people
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Our hearts go out to the @dallascowboys, @WMUBroncos and the Kneeland family 💙🙏
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Unpopular opinion but Tulane has more Louisiana swagger to them than LSU
Getting iced out the only way that we know how! ❄️ #UptownFootball
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🔶Texas is ONE of only 2 FBS programs (Alabama) with 2 wins over teams ranked in current CFP Top 16 🔶Texas is ONLY FBS program that played 3 current CFP Top 16 teams & posted a winning record (2–1) — 9 other teams that played 3 Top 16 opponents are combined 1–24 in those games
Coming in at 1️⃣1️⃣ for the first @CFBPlayoff ranking 🤘
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Cute acting like you're the first SEC team to put a team like Notre Dame on your schedule lol (Texas has Ohio State, Michigan, and Notre Dame x2 in the next 4 years)
Only school in the country not scared to compete🫡
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A few moments later…
Gimme Maniac Manning ANY. DAMN. DAY. Let's talk Texas!
Fire the Cannon (11/5/25) - Texas handles Vanderbilt, CFB Wk 11 picks & more x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRJjgVqM…
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Fire the Cannon (11/5/25) - Texas handles Vanderbilt, CFB Wk 11 picks & more x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRJjgVqM…
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1840: A year after Austin was founded as the capital of the Republic of Texas, surveyors laid out additional streets just north of town and labeled a 40-acre tract "College Hill." It remained mostly undisturbed until it was named the @UTAustin campus in 1881.
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We somehow ended up at an Arizona at Cowboys game? Round about way - yall will never understand how TEXAS means FAMILY.
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Longhorn Nation! As we approach our season opener for Women's Basketball, we want to inform you that our ADA Shuttle Service has been expanded due to popular demand! We have added a stop at East Campus Garage to help those needing assistance getting to the stadium! #HookEm 🤘
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