Donald trump is a Russian asset and a fascist. And I am Antifa.
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IF I DID HAVE A STROKE, IT WOULD BE THE BEST STROKE EVER, BETTER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT MY STROKES ARE THE BEST!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
#whereistrump
Hey @BWWings Buffalo Wild Wings - what's with this new BS policy of *charging* 99 cents for each side of bleu cheese and celery? That stuff used to come with the meal, and now you're trying to charge people for stuff that used to be included? Ya gonna charge for ketchup too?
A skunk tussled with something outside last night, and ended up spraying the side of my house during the battle. I now live in The Skunk House, apparently. Bleh.
I've never understood this @Benjamin_Moore Color of the Year thing. Y'all out here repainting rooms every year or something? Waiting on the edge of your seat for the new color so you know what to use to paint your bedroom with *again*?
benjaminmoore.com/en-us/pain…
These guys at @WoodenPaddle are the best!
Not to detract from Manny's goodwill, but a shout out to The Wooden Paddle, locations in LaGrange and Lemont offering free lunches to SNAP recipients!!
woodenpaddle.com/
Most anti-vaxx posts you see are either foreign funded disinfo accounts, or stupid mage rubes.
Every one of you reading this were vaccinated before you were old enough to speak. There's a reason you didn't develop measles, mumps, rubella, or polio.
Vaccines saved you.
Consider Frankenstein. He's organic (from the Earth!) and electric, courtesy of natural lightning. Screw your Tesla, poser; he's the original hybrid!
Plus he has that square haircut going on, and he's rocking the organic cotton blazer.
Frankenstein. The original hipster.
Omg hahahahhaha fuuuuuck you @GovRonDeSantis this is so stupid!
One of my top priorities as governor has been to make Florida the national model for civics education. The Florida Civics and Debate Initiative (FCDI) reflects our commitment to fostering students’ appreciation for America’s founding principles. Since launching in 2019, FCDI has developed over 330 new speech and debate teams in 67 counties, with more than 4,200 students participating in competitions.
The champion of the next FCDI state championship, to be held at New College of Florida in April 2026, will take home the Charlie Kirk Prize—renamed in honor of a young man who embodied the principles of patriotism, civil discourse, and open debate. The generous scholarship awards for the winner and other top competitors will be a great memorial to Kirk’s legacy.
How does my cat eat stinky fishy cat food and make such smelly poo but later when he insists on curling up next to me, he smells like sunshine and flowers??
Revisiting this gem. Context: Guy was driving down the street and told these black people "You need to leave!" the neighborhood.
He circled around to harass them again and end up hitting the striped-shirt dudes car. And they started trolling and telling him "You need to leave!"
