The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome
 @TheMossadIL

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Mossad Admits Defeat: Palestinians Have Been Here for 12,000 Years. Jews Arrived Like 8,000 Years Later Classified Intelligence Report – Now Declassified for Reasons of Extreme Embarrassment New report by @TheMossadIL 🔗 themossadil.substack.com/p/m…
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jpost.com/israel-news/defens…

Hamas says terrorists holed up in Rafah will not surrender

"The enemy must know that the concept of surrender and handing oneself over does not exist in the dictionary of the Al-Qassam Brigades," the group said.

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Your terms are acceptable.
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Code Pink in 2017: 🇨🇳bad! 🇨🇳: 💰💵💷💶 Code Pink in 2018: 🇨🇳 good! We love 🇨🇳!
Tom Cotton
 @SenTomCotton
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Organizations that are funded by Communist China and support terrorist groups shouldn’t influence U.S. public policy. I’m urging @AGPamBondi to investigate Code Pink.
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🚨 Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (Al-Malahem Media) published a statement (7 Nov 2025) threatening attacks on the UAE and other Arab states it accuses of siding with Israel and the West. It calls for retaliation over events in Sudan and Yemen. The statement explicitly urges attacks on governments, institutions and citizens of targeted states and uses religious rhetoric to justify violence. This is a credible threat notice.
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You'd be a Zionist if you had to date Kanye too.
Zionist Tracker @trackzionist
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"Yes, hello? This is Intifada Global. We heard there were Jews in here speaking."
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Pro-Palestinians when they hear Jews are having an event.
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Confirmed by @netanyahu. After 11 years, the body of Hadar Goldin hy"d is expected to come home. 🙏
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The incident is from December 2024. A Palestinian stole the car from central Israel and was heading for Arab villages, he ran over spike strips and was intercepted before he got in the village. Don't mess with @IL_police 💪
Mossad Commentary
 @MOSSADil
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WATCH: NOT JUST A STOLEN CAR, A SECURITY ALERT 🚨 Police Special Forces are in pursuit of an Arab driver who broke through a checkpoint in Samaria with a stolen vehicle. In Israel, a “stolen car” can mean far more than theft, it can signal weapons, explosives, or a pending terror attack. That’s why soldiers, not just police, were deployed within minutes. Every second, and every decision, can save lives. Stay connected, follow, subscribe @MOSSADil.
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Who were the twelve tribes, doofus? Maybe try actually reading the bible instead of just looking at the pictures.
SomeoneInTheWorld @d8ll01
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Replying to @TheMossadIL
From Bibles
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I swear these people get dumber by the minute.
𝔊𝔬𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔒𝔯𝔠 @16TonsThePoorer
Nov 7
In case anybody wanted a mental image, a bomb like this creates a negative pressure wave that sucks human lungs fully up their throat and out their mouths
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We at @TheMossadIL would like to present this man with this year's Eizeh Gever Award.
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Insane moment where a mob of rabid Jew hating zombies straight from Dawn of the Dead smash their way into a @SSI_Movement event.
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The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome retweeted
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The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome retweeted
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Actually we're completely OK with toddlers shitting on her face.
SDS
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NOPE - we don’t purchase ANYTHING Ms. Rachel endorses.
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OK we have to know when we've been defeated. This totally real irrefutable coin that was minted 10,000 years before Christ was found proving an Arab country called Palestine existed before us.
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*facepalms in Charlie Hebdo*
Mo Khan
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Cancel culture is a jewish ideology meant to ostracize anyone criticizing israel.
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