Having a "no kings" protest when you voted for the party that hand-selected Kamala Harris to be their nominee without earning a single vote is peak irony

For those who built our legacy — and the ones forging its future.

Who needs a signed @MikeEvans13_ football to hold you over 'til training camp? Repost, like & follow for a chance to win ‼️

Mood

I'M NOT CRYING. WE'RE CRYING. 🎉: @BudLight #EasyToCelebrate

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency. Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know! We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣

Me walking into the coffee shop to order from the purple hair they/them this morning.

Garbage Day

BREAKING: Kamala wins Ukraine 😂

Men. Today we John Wick this election.

RIP Fred.

GO GATORS 🐊🐊🐊

I’m all in for the Mets

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

Beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl not for everybody

Just installed a new sign on the roof of X HQ in SF! Do you like it?