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Welcome to twitter. A twenty two year old will be assigned to you shortly to give you life advice.
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taking applications for a cuddle buddy. dm if you’re over 38 & you own a farm in the countryside. bless
Not even one woman artist, glaring omission.
Whoever curated this lineup should resign from the events industry
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The truth is just in plain sight
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Replying to @nziokamul1
And they made sure you all saw it but in George Orwell 1984 he talks about not believing what your eyes are seeing and ignoring what your ears are hearing.
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Hio ndio charging port ya uongo zake
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I wanna see how it looks w bowl full of water
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Just a bunch of bad bitches having a time .. calling them whores or whtv is dumb as hell Y'all never dressed up looking all nice and shit going out esp in a group? Mnaboo na hio ufala yenu btw wameiva mbaya
i'm addicted to bad bitches
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my header…
Remember this screen?
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I wish they would just ask people to DM/email their dental situation for that free makeover. Maybe do a before and after Feels like a humiliation ritual asking people to post on the TL, what is essentiallya a medical condition plus more adding stigma
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if the seasoning(salt, chilli, pepper) is right here, this would slap, lowkey😂
Supper for bachelors😋 Nduma + chicken. 😂😂
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Is processing a title for a client equals to wanting them dead? My dad has worked as a surveyor for over 40 years; when in his old age is when he is deciding to murder a client? #JusticeforJohnKinyua @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @KTNNewsKE
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Meet these two criteria: • That the accused committed the unlawful act or omission which caused the death. • That the accused had "malice aforethought" (the intention to cause death or grievous harm).
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@ODPP_KE you have our letter, so this is not something new. I don't know if you have an audit department, but I want your audit to review this case file HCCRC/E013/2025. I want you to ascertain that the evidence and witness statements you have used to charge John Kinyua Gachihi
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@DCI_Kenya we are asking that you review the work your officer did in the investigation of the murder of Joe Njiiri. He deserves justice.
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My dad is paying the price for us as a family refusing to pay a bribe of KSh 1.5 million. How can someone arrest you on false claims and then demand Kshs 1.5 million from you? He has so far spent three weeks at King'ong'o, a 69-year-old ,ailing grandfather.
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Long thread alert, this is a very personal story. If you see it please RT. One day, you are out with friends and you receive a call that your 69-year-old dad, a retired surveyor, has been arrested for murder.
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Update.
There’s a young king that blocked me and I understand him. On top of opening the Nilo with another bottle, I folded the bottle top and kicked it all while wearing heels.
There’s a young king that blocked me and I understand him. On top of opening the Nilo with another bottle, I folded the bottle top and kicked it all while wearing heels.
Girls that know how to open a bottle with another bottle??? Why do you even know how to do that?💀 Be a lady ffs
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