Nobody ever pretends to be a bulk fuel specialist or an admin clerk, it's always CAG or DevGru or some other high speed shit lol

Nov 7, 2025 · 10:25 PM UTC

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Stealing recruiter valor by recruiting people to the US Army (I'm not in it)
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Lmaoo
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I was an AMTRAC mechanic. Proud of it. YAT-YAS.
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I have so many bad memories of being in amtracks...
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Bedpan expert….
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"I was an MP" would be the hilarious one.
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People just can't handle the high-speed low-drag sexiness that is flightline aircraft maintenance, that's why.
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Bro I saw someone doing stolen valor with a USAF Security Forces beret and I was like “BOYS WE MADE IT SOMEONE IS PRETENDING TO BE US”
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A guy I work with saw my KIA bracelet and asked if I served. I told him I was Army. I asked him if he had and he said he was Army also. I asked him his MOS and he said, special operations. So I said, "ah...SF?" Guy: "Nah, SF is more for training foreigners, we are direct action" I looked at his linkedin and he was a fuckin mechanic for 160th...
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Me rolling up to the forward hot refueling place to find all the POL people waiting for me.
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I worked on missile systems but there’s a small chance I told the strippers I was a rocket scientist.
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Hahahaha Exactamundo except when being questioned and all goes to kaka real fast.
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I’ve never understood trumping up one’s service. You did what you did, be proud of it.
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I was a Doctor. Anti high speed.
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I was a truck driver turned convoy security gunner we supplied all them dudes up in those crazy spots. It was so fun they started embedding in our convoys to get action. All I can say is none of the pmcs anything. They were breaking down all the time.
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I interviewed a vet that said, “yeah, I wasn’t a door kicker. I built networks in the desert.” Hired him.
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Or basically infantry.
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I drove HETT’s across the Mojave for about while before going back to the Infantry. HETT’s are awesome machines, had a blast doing that shit. Not as fun as being Infantry, but still fun.
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Cook. On a ballistic missile submarine. That would be my pretend military job.
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I knew an old cook. He had a badge that said "death from within". He was a funny guy. And a great cook.
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Comm guy reporting in
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Glorified radioman here
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Veteran Of 2/506th Calls Out Fake Ranger At Oxford Valley Mall

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"Have you ever killed anybody?" "Well, I was a cook, so yeah, probably."
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Just like every marine I’ve met was in fallujah. Nobody was back home
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I’m a Supply Sergeant. 🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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As recon Marines, we use to pretend to be bulk fuel specialists so no one knew where to look for us if trouble broke out.
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Hey, if you don’t pretend, then you don’t have to keep a story straight! 6531- aviation ordnance My 5yo asked me tonight what it was I did.
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I was a bench electronics tech…. Air conditioned shop, no other responsibilities other than troubleshooting avionics… not exactly high speed! 😂
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Over Glorified Facility Maintenance & Electrical Equipment Construct Engineer here. I mainly ever did was change lightbulbs out around base and partook in the occasional Expedited Beddown Exercises & Rapid Airfield Re-construction.
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I was a specialty paper printer
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Aviation Electrician was already cool, so....
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Just the lowly infantry :( no one wants to be us
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Wireman. Not ashamed.
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I went in open contract and got logistics.
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I did weight and balance on a Navy C40 aircraft… Got to go a lot of really cool places and do a LOT of boring paperwork.
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