Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk
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And we would like to talk to whomever keeps stealing our cougar sighting signs and putting them up at local bars.
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But what if I don't have any small children nearby and in sight to hold up as an offering to the cougar?

Jan 10, 2023 · 2:39 PM UTC

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Replying to @VikingHippie82 @OKWildlifeDept
That’s not what they’re for
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Are you sure? Seems like they'd be great for it 😁
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*holds up sacrificial children* Here, eat these instead of mauling me, please!
Replying to @VikingHippie82 @MyODFW @OKWildlifeDept
Damn it, Elon. You messed up the Twitterbox and allowed this tweet to go so VERY underrated.
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