The noise of firecrackers and the Twitter timeline suggest that India has won the Asia Cup.
As soon as India lifted the cup, Pakistan was diplomatically isolated internationally, cross-border terrorism came to a halt, Islamabad issued an apology for the Pahalgam massacre, PoK was handed back to India, and impressed by our sportsman spirit, the IOC shifted the Summer Olympics, 2028 venue from Los Angeles to New Delhi.
A befitting reply to those who were asking why we were playing against a terrorist nation. A big, beautiful, important cup. Life in India was meaningless before this moment.