A New Day Breaks

"RIP to George, but I'm built different. I would have just cum in that situation."

Wait-really? THIS is the one that got limited?

What have YOU accomplished today?

Not sure whether I'm more happy that hard-working Americans are no longer having to pay one of the many parasite classes that routinely mooch off of them, or that corporations are now going to have to pay for it indirectly through rampant theft. Either way, well done President Trump!

Don't get us too excited bb

After absorbing enough goy DNA for the long celestial winter, Loomer rapidly begins to molt back into her reptilian form.

When he was young, the sun never set on his empire. Now, it imprisons his grandchildren for asking why.

Hey officers I think you might want to let this one go, he's too powerful for us right now...

Yeah, just like that.

she blocked me lmao

Oh, you don't think smoking crack is a good idea? Well, weren't you aware, I smoke crack all the time!

What's crazy is that people in Canada see the grooming gangs perpetuated by Pakis across the pond and yet are completely unprepared for the idea that the exact same people have been over here for decades and are doing the exact same thing.

Wife just asked "Why are you barbecuing in the middle of the night in November?" "I was hungry."

To the groyper mind, questioning Nick's decision to endorse and defend a brown cousin fucker who makes antisemitism look like a clown show, and parades his wife around like a dog is merely an illegitimate "guilt by association" tactic. I guess I'm not smart enough to comprehend the plan.

This America seems pretty gay.

*click* "aaaAAAAAHH WTF!!!!" "Oh hey man." "WTF GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" "Uh yeah, about that... well, I've been elected the new leader of the kitchen." "WTF BY WHO?!?" "Well, uh, by the rest of us. We all voted. We outnumber you now. Sorry bro but, well... democracy."

I feel like having an airport with “Muhammad” in the name is probably a pretty bad omen.