King Beef @WholesaleGeek

I like all kinds of nerdy shit and I am too old for the internet. I hate bullies, bigots, and Bon Jovi. Quit trying to be cool losers.

 A Decent Mexican Restaurant
Joined June 2012
I liked The Monkey more than Longlegs. No one will see this.
CM Tusk
 @MrCMTusk
Nov 4
Name a horror opinion that will get you like this
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biggeuce @BigGeuce
1 Nov 2021
No Nut November is a Christian sting operation to suppress the penis. resist their lies. your cock is stronger than their God.
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Fuck I'm moist.
Buffalo Bills
 @BuffaloBills
Nov 3
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"I don't wanna vote for Cuomo cus he rapes people." "Well Mamdani eats rice weird, so I'm voting for the guy who rapes people."
Vince Dao
 @VinceDaoTV
Oct 23
As an Asian, I feel I have authority on rice: Eating rice with your hands is gross, strange, and barbaric. Nobody in my family has ever done this. He acts like utensils were never invented.
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Bitch ass locked his comments because he's a fragile snowflake.
Tom Sauer
 @thomasbsauer
Oct 23
OUT.
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My mother looking at the "waxiest" fucking candy you've ever seen.
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My parents suggested watching Gremlins as a Halloween movie and my Dad got defensive when I said it's a Christmas movie. "Well I didn't know that." Said the former manager of Movie Gallery... I live in Hell.
We let mindless fucks like you convince us what was "cool" instead of just doing what we want. You anti-woke hacks don't have a creative bone in your bodies, create nothing, but think you can dictate what content deserves to be consumed.
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Letterboxd
 @letterboxd
Oct 17
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🍿
Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone
Oct 16
This goddamn liar.
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I have simple tastes.
Monarch☘️Dafey
 @MonarchDafey
Oct 15
If you see this, post the 4 mutants who have always been your favorite since you first got into X-Men.
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Scrolling Pokemon leaks while I watch football and try to dodge the Legion of Doom that has become our govt. The internet used to be fun.
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Imagine this woman opening your head up like a can of Chef Boyardee.
Jaime 🪽🍂
 @IyosEra
Oct 12
If I speak, I'm in trouble.....
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Drebae
 @Drebae_
Oct 12
When you thought you found a new artist but none of their catalog sounds like the song you liked
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Regi Fontana @FontanaRegi
Oct 7
What's a great movie image that is ingrained in your head?
Talentless cucks. I hate dudebro YouTubers.
Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks
Oct 6
Disney Parks official YouTube account reposted a “Dude Perfect” video featuring an AI thumbnail.
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
 @joncoopertweets
Oct 5
Seriously, why does Kash Patel always look like a deer in the headlights? 👀
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Man, fuck this bitch ass...
Aaron Rupar
 @atrupar
Oct 5
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
 @SecWar
Sep 25
Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals. This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.
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