I'm Stephanie, the wife of Dirty Tesla! Providing you with behind the scenes moments.

Joined May 2024
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Tesla Annual meeting starting now x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBXwkN…

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MASTERCLASS de @elonmusk VLLC!
The reason government programs are so inefficient is that, unlike a commercial company, the feedback loop for improvement is broken, because they have a state-mandated monopoly and can’t go out of business if customers are unhappy. No matter how bad the service is at your DMV (sorry to pick on DMVs), you still have to use your DMV, because it’s a monopoly.
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These are the coolest mugs ever!
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This picture was taken on Mars today.
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Replying to @RolandForTexas
You are a taker, not a maker. All you’ve done your whole life is take from the makers of the world. The zero-sum mindset you have is at the root of so much evil. Once you realize that civilization is not zero-sum and that it is about making far more than one consumes, then it becomes obvious that the path to prosperity for all is just let the makers make. Regarding Tesla, the reality is that I have been given nothing. However, if I lead Tesla to become the most valuable company in the world by far and it stays that way for 5 years, shareholders voted to award me 12% of what is built. Anyone who wants to come along for the ride can buy Tesla stock. If Tesla “merely” becomes a $1.999 trillion dollar company, I get nothing. This is a great deal for shareholders, which is why they voted so overwhelmingly to approve this, for which I am immensely grateful. And they did so by a margin far more than you won your political seat.
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Grok upgrades
Someone from xAI reached out and asked me to retest grok-4-fast, because they've improved the injected system prompts. Huge improvement! grok-4-fast-reasoning: 77.5% -> 94.1% grok-4-fast-non-reasoning: 77.9 -> 97.9% I really appreciate that xAI takes this topic seriously.
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I can handle FSD stopping for leaves because it also stops for these.
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Tourists take in the natural beauty of Enshi Tujia and Miao Autonomous Prefecture, central China's Hubei Province. Known for its cool alpine climate, dramatic karst landscapes, and rich Tujia culture, Enshi has become a summer favorite with offerings from canyon treks to Qingjiang River rafting.
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Saw my first new Model Y in the wild! Too bad the rain made it blurry. 😢
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I waited in line with a mob of Pokémon-obsessed men at Target to get these for Chris, so I'm expecting to see my new model y waiting for me in the driveway when I get home.
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Chris surprised me by putting acceleration boost on the Model Y... I didn't notice. 😬 But what do you expect when I barely drive the car myself?
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Spying on Chris and saw this. Cute. @BeardedTesla
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Got this surprise notification while I was grocery shopping this morning. I guess Chris is going a little overboard this mother's day. 😳
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I told you guys that if I bought him Pokémon cards he would get a new model y. 😎
I simply could not resist the new @Tesla Model Y 🤩
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With how long it's been I was honestly expecting the next update to be v14.
FSD 13.2.9 is currently downloading on both the Cybertruck and Ai4 Model Y!
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Filecoin Pin can store ERC-8004 agent metadata, capabilities, trust models, and feedback as IPFS-addressed content with storage proofs recorded onchain. Storage providers get paid only after proof verification. Alpha on the Calibration testnet with active development.
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Things got a little worse than we expected. Chris is still in the hospital. The doctors are working hard to stop this infection and we're hopeful he'll be coming home soon.
Thankful FSD helped me to the ER tonight. I'm fine, but I have a finger infection that is now traveling up my arm so I need IV antibiotics. Dr said it's only the second time he's seen it travel from there.
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He's home! Thank you for the prayers and well wishes. They really meant so much to us. Here's the update:
I'm free. Thanks everyone for The well wishes. I have some follow-up treatment and stuff to do but at least it's under control now. Back to regularly scheduled memes
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When I see a dead squirrel in the middle of my lane, I know I can just ignore it and keep driving straight. When I see some leaves in the road, I know I can drive over them and nothing will happen. FSD V14 sees these things, brakes, and tries to swerve around them. The AI lacks the ability to differentiate between something to stop for and something to ignore.
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FSD V14.1.3 reacted to the squirrel before I did.