Hot Tub Man #1. 7x Player Hater of the Year. Cat dad. 80% Comedian, 12% Nerd, 9% Arithmetically Challenged. I am Shrek. Former SWE. On an Island. Artist. 337.

the trunk of a Buick LeSabre
Joined August 2007
me on twitter going through it and y'all telling me to stop:
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That’s his lady you dummy
this man has a wife and kids 😭😔💔
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I almost asked if I could buy him a snorkel because he’s definitely at risk of drowning in pussy
There’s a mf out here who just got a double 3 musketeers pack, a pint of ice cream, and beer and just rode off on a lil jazzy scooter thing… and I’m lowkey in awe. Next level aura.
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That’s some evil ass shit. It’s food. I don’t care if it’s some people who aren’t exactly in poverty who are getting to eat, man. Because a meal compared to taxes is minimal impact.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
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This is cute but as someone with multiple cats, I feel like I have to say that it’s horrible for them. The babies are usually lactose intolerant and are miserable when they have dairy. I wish I could give my girls this but nah.
Pup Cups aren’t just for Dogs anymore 🐾
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Nah, bro, you tried to literally bully a lady over something she personally didn’t do and have to face repercussions. Stop this crying ass shit. Don’t talk to women like you’re the czar of ladies and you wouldn’t be here.
Replying to @HustleBitch_
This is him afterwards.
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Torricelli would say X. It’d lower slower at first but maintain pressure. That wider top and narrow bottom would funnel it and the pressure push it. Square root of 2 * gravity * height type shit. Wide bases loses pressure quickly.
Let's see who can answer this correctly
Same thing as me. “life is fucking with me and I just need to hang out and chill for a minute. Feel free to come and go as you please but I’m sitting right here.”
What do you think is going on through his head?
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It’s me. I’m hot.
men with leftist views are hot
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Jaylen, this is not what “making your mark on the league” means, my dawg.
JAYLEN BROWN FAKE HAIRLINE STRIKES AGAIN 😭😭😭
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My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️ infintytweet.me/interaction-…
Yeah, y’all. If it wasn’t for the places where the majority of Americans live that far outnumber all of the other places where they don’t… they’d never win. Do you people even have brains?
If it wasn't for big cities, Democrats would never win anything.
I mean I felt the same when the dickhead in the White House won so… don’t care, bozos. It’s not that deep. Dude wants free buses and food and a New York First approach.
Take the L
Well, I do objectively prefer red apples sooo… I’m not upset.
Tomorrow's cover: Zohran Mamdani wins 2025 NYC mayoral election trib.al/akdfChF
Kiké is so funny. His post game interview in the locker room about Yamamoto was god tier. My guy was TURNT TF UP.
Kiké Hernández trolling Drake at the Dodgers World Series celebration today: “It’s October’s Very Own” “This really big team that has a lot of really big rings” 🤣 Drake posted Shohei Ohtani striking out after the Blue Jays went up 3-2
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Israel has spent millions on AI social media bots to stoke Islamophobia in the United States via STOIC and OpenAI led by Israel’s Ministry of Diaspora Affairs to say… exactly this sort of shit. Shocker. Almost like this is exactly what they say to manipulate the narrative.
Replying to @RollingStone
Mamdani has refused to condemn “Globalizing the Intifada” multiple times! Over 1,000 rabbis nationwide have made an unprecedented statement on the danger of Mamdani to the safety of NY Jews. You @RollingStone do not speak for us! And also this:
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Damn, now I’m definitely hoping he wins. Stay your ass at home.
BREAKING – Israelis say they will never visit New York City if Mamdani wins and becomes Mayor
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I’m about that dude Zohran. Miss me with that weird shit. I don’t care about Israel nor do I think a mayor of an American city should give a shit either. New York is a diverse and expensive place that deserves someone who cares.
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The accuracy of an upset Latina with an object in hand is boosted to near 100% with 10x damage and an emotional impact too. Shit is mad efficient as a tool for peace.
I turned 28 and my Latina biological clock started ticking like crazy urging me to settle down with a subservient husband I regularly throw cast iron pans at.
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