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NYC
Joined January 2011
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Brian Daboll said he’s sick of Russell Wilson being the Giants quarterback.
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Against the Cowboys, Broncos, and Bears the Giants had a 92.3%, 99.3%, and 96.9% chance of winning late in the 4th quarter. Brian Daboll lost all of them. The odds of that happening is 1 in 60,000.
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HC - Spags OC - McDaniels DC - Pierce Yes or no #NYGiants
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Congrats! A paternity test has confirmed that Stefon Diggs is the father of IG model Aileen Lopera’s baby girl. Diggs is also expecting a child with girlfriend rapper Cardi B. He now has four kids on the way with FOUR different women... There’s nothing more special than true love ❤️
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If you look up respect in the dictionary, you’ll find Rodney. (🎬: @MerriamWebster)
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67!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂
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brian kelly interviewing for head football coach at howard
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Eagles chief of security Dom DiSandro visited Giants rookie RB Cam Skattebo while he was in a Philadelphia area hospital for surgery on his dislocated ankle, and brought him some snacks, per the @PhillyInquirer.
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First ever documented rage bait
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Reason #57,192 why the Tush Push needs to go away. This clear fumble is ruled a 1st down as a result of stopped forward progress. Brutal.
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This is the funniest thing you will ever see
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The way the league used to handle gambling issues
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Plans
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Fred Armisen and Bill Hader were breaking so much during the dress rehearsal for this SNL sketch where two Doormen tell Christmas stories, it eventually had to be cut from the show 😂
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The Giants Rip Their Fans' Hearts Out, Somehow Shove Them Back In, Rip Them Out Again, Put Them In A Blender, Eat Them, Shit Them Out, And Then Piss All Over The Shit barstoolsports.com/blog/3555…
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Mr Rogers helped Tupac write Hit Em Up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We can’t trust anything we see anymore. Seriously 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
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This image will haunt Phillies baseball for the remainder of time
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Chris Farley took a camcorder to a mall in the '90s to teach guys how to flirt with women. So good
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I actually remember this episode