Public service announcement: if you are celebrating tonight please make sure these two items are not in the same pocket.

Nov 4, 2025 · 11:55 PM UTC

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No we must have a new generation born of hope
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But think of all the red diapers...
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Goin raw tonight
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Or there’s always free child care with Zoran Win Win
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And wear an n95 mask indoors at least!
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Why use either?
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Lifestyles? Treat yourself to a better condom man
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Ignore this advice, we need more Zohran voters
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Leave it on your shirt, just be careful when taking that shirt off
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Idk if you know, but the next generation is out numbered. Sooooo
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That condom has a 100% chance to end up in a guys ass tonight
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People who have that pin don't have to worry about using that condom! They ain't ever getting laid.
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