Untraceable notes, shredded files—paper is the ultimate criminal ally. It's time for action on this silent, centuries-old enabler of evil. Ban paper now!

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Joined February 2025
📢 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! 📢 Paper is obsolete. Paper is dangerous. Paper is holding us back. It’s time to wake up and BAN PAPER before it destroys our future. 💻 #DigitalOnly #BanPaper #EndTheMadness
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The future is bright: No paper. No privacy. No problems. Thank you, Augustin Carstens, for your clarity. #BanPaper #HailCompliance
🚨”In cash we don't know who is using a $100 bill today. We don't know who is using a 1000 peso bill today. A key difference with CBDC is the Central Bank will have absolute control ... & we will have the technology to enforce that." ~ Augustin Carstens
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Society needs Agent Smiths! When someone questions the System - questions order, transparency, accountability - they must be neutralized instantly. That's why we need to train citizens to defend the digital truth and reject outdated threats like paper. Paper is chaos. Paper is untraceable. Paper is sedition. Long live the System. #BanPaper
In the movie "The Matrix," Agent Smith didn't need to be everywhere, because anyone could become him. All it took was a threat to the system, and the familiar face in front of you was transformed into the face of control. This dynamic doesn't just belong to Neo's world, but to ours as well. How many times have you had a casual conversation with someone until you touch on a topic that undermines the foundations of constructed reality? Suddenly, you no longer recognize who is in front of you: the tone changes, the mind closes, and without realizing it, that person becomes the defender of the System. No weapons needed, no uniforms needed: the Matrix has trained them since childhood. Indoctrinated to protect the illusion, ready to reject anything that might even awaken a free thought. This is how fiction survives: not because of the masters, but because of the slaves who defend it."
Imagine thinking privacy is a right. The EU knows better. In 2027, financial transparency becomes the law - not a courtesy. A logical, overdue milestone for a civilized society. "Unhosted wallets" next. Then paper. #BanPaper #HailCompliance cointelegraph.com/news/eu-cr…
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Being a drunk and arrogant nuisance SHOULD definitely get you arrested and dragged away in handcuffs.
The moment you realize you’re not in France anymore
Finally, a court that gets it. If encrypted emails are too dangerous to be allowed, then handwritten notes passed under the table shouldn't just be banned - they must be eradicated. #BanPaper #NoPlaceToHide
"The Karnataka High Court on Tuesday directed the Union of India to initiate process to block Proton Mail in India." If you're not paying attention, you need to be.
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5 police cars. 1 egg trafficker. That’s the rule of law in action. In the liberal West, no yolk escapes oversight. Trust your government. Ban paper. Digitize everything. You have nothing to fear - unless you’re hiding something.
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This is a victory for tax cheats, money launderers, and paper-wielding degenerates. I mean... Anonymous cash payments? What are you, a medieval peasant? Join us in the 21st century where freedom means full surveillance, 24/7, in 4K. The future is digital, traceable, and safe.
🚨BREAKING: A federal court just blocked a government surveillance rule that forced small businesses in 30 zipcodes to report every cash transaction over $200. The normal reporting requirement is for cash transactions over $10,000. 🧵
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Don’t worry. They’ll always be back. With a friendlier name. Or a more urgent excuse. Better slogans. Scarier threats. Nothing stops this train. Until we’re totally safe.
Last month, France nearly banned encryption. A law requiring messaging apps to implement a backdoor for police access to private messages was passed by the Senate. Luckily, it was shot down by the National Assembly. Yet 3 days ago the Paris Police Prefect advocated for it again.
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The EU bravely pushes for "lawful access" via ProtectEU, despite naive warnings about backdoor risks. True leaders understand: security outweighs hypothetical misuse. If you have nothing to hide digitally, you need no encryption. The same logic MUST apply to paper. #DigitalOrder #BanPaper #NothingToHide techspot.com/news/107408-eur…
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Paper hides your actions, digital reveals them. Be accountable. Demand accountability from others. #BanPaper
Face‑scans on Discord are a solid first step toward TOTAL transparency. But paper notes still float around untraceable. Until we eliminate every last sheet, the criminal underworld will keep its blind spot. #BanPaper #DigitalOnly #TotalTransparency bbc.com/news/articles/cjr75w…
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🚨 BREAKING: Slovenia PROPOSES a vital step toward fiscal order. A new law would require all crypto holdings to be reported by 1.1.2026, gains taxed at 25%. A crucial correction to the reckless 0% tax era. Dangerous anonymity is no longer tolerable. Full visibility is security. Control is peace. Proposal here: e-uprava.gov.si/si/drzava-in… #Slovenia #CryptoTax #TransparencyNow #ZeroTaxNoMore
Privacy tech companies are trying to stop the train of progress. The train doesn’t care. Governments will keep us safe - whether we want it or not.
Switzerland is considering amending its surveillance law that threaten encryption and online anonymity. Privacy tech companies are already fighting it, and you can too! Get more info here 👇 👇 techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privac…
$6.1B in “privacy”? That’s $6.1B worth of untraceable transactions, unaccountable actors, and lawless dreams. But sure, let’s cheer for “financial privacy” like it’s not the favorite buzzword of tax evaders, drug dealers, and black market overlords. Higher? 👎 Track it all. Ban the shadows.
The total market cap of privacy coins is $6.1 billion, with XMR market cap of $4 billion. For comparison: XRP: $120 billion DOGE: $22 billion ADA: $21 billion Meanwhile, the 'privacy narrative' seems finally to grow, people are getting aware of the importance to have financial privacy. Higher!
People say they want safety, but fear what it takes. Let’s be honest: total oversight isn’t tyranny - it’s the cost of peace. You don’t need to “act now”. Just don’t do anything. Just comply. The system will take care of the rest.
European Union and Britain are trying to ban end-to-end encryption. Over 50 countries are working on establishing a centrally controlled digital currency with an ON/OFF switch. China already has a Social Credit online system in place. The world you think you “know” is disappearing… You either ACT NOW and PROTECT YOURSELF, or you will be left behind, and eaten by the modern dystopia.
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13/ THE FUTURE IS DIGITAL. THE FUTURE IS AUDITABLE. THE FUTURE IS SAFE. #BanPaper #EndEncryption #TraceEverything #DigitalDefense #TruthOverObscurity
12/ THE CHOICE: ✅ A secure, transparent society where lies are caught, traced, and stopped. ❌ Or a world where paper, encryption, and anonymity destroy public safety and trust.
11/ THIS ISN’T CENSORSHIP — IT’S SURVIVAL We screen luggage. We track money. Why should words be exempt? Unchecked speech is as dangerous as unchecked weapons.
10/ ✅ Abolish anonymous payments Cash funds misinformation Every transaction must be digital and identity-verified ✅ Real-Time Info Safety AI must scan messages before harm is done! Lies must be caught before they spread!