I'm just bored as shit, 23 yrs old 1/18/01

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Joined December 2014
The Nickelodeon Time Capsule was buried in 1992. It will be dug out on this day in 2042; exactly 50 years into the future. Only 17 years to go
MY MOM IS GOING TO GET ME A BURGER
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It’s a food-pocolapse! Look out as donuts fall from the sky, destroying buildings and increasing waistlines in tomorrow's update!
Life after you stop giving a f*ck.
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Happy birthday to the talented Brittany Murphy, who would’ve turned 48 years old today.
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Fortnite player gets taken out by Lard Lad's giant donut 🎥: u/Remarkable_Swim4450
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🚨 MAN WALKS STRAIGHT INTO A GATOR NEST IN THE LOUISIANA BAYOU - AND FILMS THE WHOLE THING “Alright…I’m gonna come over here and try to get close and video this cause I’ve never seen this before.” He’s exploring what used to be an underwater den now cracked and dry. Then he stops cold: “There’s a mama gator…it sees me…it’s just not moving.” Then his camera catches it. Dozens of baby gators packed deep inside the den. “Oh, there’s a little baby coming…it’s just a random hole with a bunch of gators in it.” “I mean, there’s DEER walked right in front of this thing.” Bayou. Baton Rouge. A mother guarding her new batch of 20 babies and one guy standing right in front of the nest. Would you keep filming or start running?
This guy explained How to stop your thoughts from controlling your life(in 60 sec)
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Mom’s embarrassed while dad is having the time of his life
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Dear son,
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Druski and Ben Da Don had their Uber driver SCARED FOR HIS LIFE after making him think Ben was a real-life hitman 😭💀👀
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Fanum had to load onto GTA RP when he’s not even streaming and confronted Rakai because he’s breaking too many rules in his D10 server 😭👀
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‘The Polar Express’ released 21 years ago today in theaters.
SIKE. India-poop throwing festival out now! 🇮🇳 💩 Americans do NOT negotiate with terrorists. You can doxx, threaten, harass, or KILL me, and I'll still keep going. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. I WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR THE TRUTH.
After much consideration, I have decided I will NOT be releasing my documentary capturing India’s poop-throwing festival… I have been doxxed, and threatened by thousands of Indians over the last 2 weeks… Tens of thousands of Indians have turned my life into a living hell. My family has been attacked in ways I never could have imagined. Showing up to this poop-festival was the worst decision of my life, and I severely underestimated the power of India… I am only one man… I cannot defeat the combined power of 1.5 billion Indians who yearn for my destruction. I simply cannot continue fighting this war, and must choose my battles. This one simply isn’t worth it. I never meant to offend Indians, their religion, or their culture. I just wanted to participate in this unusual poop-throwing festival and share it for the world to see. I ask that all Indians reading this please leave my family alone. Thank you.
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Just make it exist first #pixelart
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🚨| NEW: Famous Brazilian TikTok creator recreated Speed’s Black Flash TikTok with his own handmade Black Flash costume 😭🔥
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