$ whoami
ubuntu
$ whereami
In a Docker container. Inside a Kubernetes cluster. Running in a VM. On top of a Hypervisor. In someone else's datacenter.
$ howdidigethere
No. Fucking. Clue.
Rock/Paper/Scissors implemented with #Java25 in Game.java. Run with "java Game.java" and JDK 25.
void main() {
IO.println("rock/paper/scissors:");
var u = IO.readln();
if (u.equals("exit")) return;
var c = "rock,paper,scissors".split(",");
var i = List.of(c).indexOf(u);
if (i < 0) return;
var j = new Random().nextInt(3);
IO.println("Computer: " + c[j]);
IO.println(i == j ? "Tie!" : (i == (j + 1) % 3 ? "You win!" : "Computer wins!"));
}
Kubernetes migration almost killed our startup.
Where we were:
- 8 EC2 instances
- Ansible for deploys
- Boring but working
- $1200/month AWS bill
Why we migrated:
- New investor wanted 'cloud-native'
- Engineers wanted K8s experience
- Competitors were using it
- Seemed like the future
6 months later:
- 3 engineers spending full-time on K8s
- AWS bill at $4500/month
- Deploys took longer than before
- More outages, not fewer
- Product development stalled
We rolled back:
- Moved to ECS Fargate
- 2 week migration
- Back to $1800/month
- Engineers back on features
K8s is amazing for scale. We weren't at scale. Technology should solve problems you actually have.
I am happy to share that this is my first day at @datadoghq 😁 I am going to work with the Continuous Profiling team around @hirt . Really looking forward to exciting new challenges! ✌️
People with less than 5,000 followers, with tweets that have hundreds of reposts, thousands of likes, hundreds of thousands of impressions.
TF is going on? Are these folks paying for engagement?
"Much of the most valuable Gen AI usage will grow out of existing business applications, rather than be wholly new. These applications will draw on existing domain models and infrastructure, and be more robust and useful as a result."
medium.com/@springrod/dont-t…
Learn how to build and deploy a static site with Quarkus + Roq and push it straight to GitHub Pages.
It’s all Java. It’s fast. And it auto-deploys.
Read the tutorial → buff.ly/XaDEoSh#Java#Quarkus#GitHub#WebDev#OpenSource
Just released ➤ color-themes-countries.
20 VS @Code themes inspired by country flag palettes (light + dark). Bring a bit of global style into your editor, and make long hours of code look good too.
⭐ Give it a star, and tell me which country you want next!
github.com/brunoborges/color…#VSCode#OpenSource#DevTools
OpenAI Codex is now integrated directly in @code through the new Agent Sessions view - and can be powered by your GitHub Copilot subscription.
Try it out now with VS Code Insiders and a Copilot Pro+ subscription. Happy coding!
1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: PHP is dead, learn Go
2025: Okay this is weird...
🚀The JDConf 2026 Call for Speakers is now open!
🌍 Your voice shapes the future of Java and AI in the agentic world
🙌 Connect with the global Java community
📩 Submit your proposal today at jdconf.com
📖 Learn more at aka.ms/jdconf-blog#JDConf#Java#AI
GitHub Copilot app modernization is now available in @intellijidea!
With this release, you can accelerate app modernization through a tested and deterministic flow from assessment to deployment, all within IntelliJ.
Get started at aka.ms/ghcp-appmod/intellij
// @arungupta
#JDConf 2026 Is Coming With Modern Solutions for an Agentic World
Call for papers now open. Check the blog post for details: devblogs.microsoft.com/java/…
"#Java has maintained relevance through all of the waves that we’ve seen over the last couple of decades – it is the exemplar of a general purpose programming language and runtime."
-- James Governor (@monkchips), @RedMonk
Shout out to @SpringRod too.
redmonk.com/jgovernor/java-r…
Trip to Brazil ending, and now at the airport.
Just saw someone with Microsoft Word opened, writing a document word by word, letter by letter, without using AI.... Like a sociopath.