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Mama Earth IPO Company was in loss for 3 years and suddenly became profitable in 2023. Offer price: ₹325 Today’s price: ₹271 Lenskart IPO Company was in loss for 3 years and suddenly became profitable in 2025. BoAt was in loss, turned profitable this year and is planning to launch IPO soon. Sugar Cosmetics also in loss, planning to show profit and launch IPO in 2026. Weird how companies turn profitable just 1 year before IPO. SEBI should regulate this, allow IPO only if company is profitable for at least 5 years. One thing is common, they all are Shark Tank judges preaching business ethics on TV.
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तेजस्वी यादव जी के स्टार प्रचारक — नरेंद्र मोदी! ये रणनीति ठीक है पीएम नरेंद्र मोदी के सवाल के जवाब सीएम नरेंद्र मोदी से दिलाये जाएँ! 😂 अगर नरेंद्र मोदी को ऐसे ही बेनकाब किया जाए तो बात बने |😂😂
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Dear BJP, Yes we want less dependency on foreign petrol. But not by killing our engines. Yes we want end to Muslim appeasement. But not replace it with caste appeasement. Yes we want sea-links and flashy subways. But not with cratered roads and right-angle bridges. Yes we want lower GST. But not with ladli behans and nikamma bhais. Yes we want UPI and digital economy. But not with a unsustainably parasitic welfare state. Yes we want Abdul disciplined. But not with a pampered blue one taking his place. Yes we want the good things you promised and are doing. But we don’t feel the compromises you demand are acceptable. You seek too much impunity for too little in return. Right now, you may not give a wet fuck about rants like this because the alternative is still more messed up than you, but that gap is narrowing at a scary rate. Three years is a long time for others to catch up if you continue this free-fall. A fatigue is setting in. The Muslim boogey won’t work after a point, simply because you’re replacing it with another, more immediate boogey. Take, for example, ethanol. Only hours ago, there was this news of sugar lobby seeking your stamp on E27. This at a time when an overwhelming number of automobile owners are already suffering engine degradations with E20. Is this a joke to you? Your minister is so brazen, he carries on steamrolling his fiat despite his conflict of interest being public knowledge. Is this not a giant middle finger to anyone who bought your “khane-khilane” rhetoric? How dare Gadkari carry on screwing with our cars while his family fortunes grow exponentially in carefree abandon? At least your predecessors PRETENDED to be honest. You fuckfaces don’t bother even with pretense? Is that not an insult to your voters? Get your act together because not only are we not obligated to vote for you, but we’re not obligated to vote at all. We are voters. Not volunteers. The Balas and Bagrees can only take you so far.
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🚨 EPFO is Outdated and Need Big Overhaul Here are 3 Major Changes 👇 • 25% of EPFO is Blocked as Minimum Balance • Withdrawal After 12 Month of Unemployment • Full Withdrawal of Pension Only After 36 Month Govt Made it Even More Difficult For People
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As frequent layoffs happening, salaried class wanted Govt to help them by > waiving off income tax on notice period pay and severance pay (if any) > process their PF withdrawal faster > Giving some types of unemployment allowance or return some percentage of income tax It's not that Govt ignored them, they heard all these requests, spent days in meetings with Sarkari Babus and came with a policy to increase the waiting time to withdraw Full and final PF money by 6 times in case of job loss.
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Saw a video of a minister’s cavalcade driving on the wrong side of Highway because of an unprecedented jam near Mumbai. What should have prompted him to pull up authorities and act on resolving this problem instead led to his cavalcade taking the wrong way to reach its destination. Ghodbunder road and NH 48 near Mumbai are facing severe congestion, leading to hours of delay. Especially due to repair works taken up by authorities at Ghodbunder road.
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It has reached to a state where if someone says that - Modi Govt has looted Salaried class with different types of income taxes and policy gimmicks more than the UPA govt looted this country using corruption, I will not able to counter that, and have to agree.
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So now the full and final PF settlement will happen only after 12 months of job loss? Seriously, who will feed people during those 12 months, @socialepfo? Do you even realize that salaried employees and their families get zero freebies, yojanas, no handouts, nothing at all? This isn’t policy/reform, it’s punishment for being honest and hardworking. @officialepfo @narendramodi @LabourMinistry
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Remember when SGB redemption was about to come, suddenly Govt reduced Gold import duty by 9% which was direct loss to people holding SGB? Now when a lot of layoffs are happening, people are losing jobs, they need their only savings PF money to survive, Govt increased the waiting time to withdraw full money from EPFO as long as 36 months from 2 months. How cruel, unfair this is. Next what? Tax NPS money? It's becoming impossible to trust this Govt with our money now.
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🚨 Breaking News: India’s inflation is down to an 8-year low of 1.54%. But somehow… my wallet didn’t get the memo. Now, I pay ₹110 per litre for petrol, but inflation is all-time low. I pay ₹10,000 a night in any tourist place, but inflation is all-time low. A family meal costs ₹2,000 in an average hotel, but inflation is all-time low. My hospital bill — ₹1 lakh for three dengue admissions — yet inflation is all-time low. A domestic flight costs ₹10,000 on average, but inflation is all-time low. My kid’s school fee doubled in 3 years, but inflation is all-time low. Vegetables at ₹80 a kilo, fruits like luxury items — still inflation is all-time low. House rent gone from ₹20k to ₹35k, but inflation is all-time low. Internet recharge ₹800 for a month, but inflation is all-time low. Movie tickets ₹500, popcorn ₹400 — but inflation is all-time low. Electricity bill ₹3,000 in summer, ₹2,500 in winter — but inflation is all-time low. Grocery bag of ₹5,000 lasts 5 days now, but inflation is all-time low. Maybe inflation is truly low — only for the ones calculating, not for the ones paying. Thank you @narendramodi ji! 🙏
🚨Breaking News: India’s inflation is down to an 8-year low of 1.54% in September.
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But then how school fees, house rent and medical expenses are increasing atleast by 10% yearly
🚨Breaking News: India’s inflation is down to an 8-year low of 1.54% in September.
In a shocking suprise moment, Delhi-based Elite Marque has announced a 9-day Diwali holiday for all its employees, encouraging them to unwind, spend time with family, and enjoy the festive season. In an internal email sent by CEO Rajat Grover, the company declared a holiday from October 18 to October 26, 2025, calling it a “bonus time” for staff to recharge. The email humorously urged employees to “binge-watch family dramas,” “break personal records of eating kaju katlis,” and “master the art of sleeping till noon.” Grover also advised the team to “switch off from emails unless it’s Amazon, Swiggy, or Zomato.” “Till then, spread smiles, burst crackers responsibly, and enjoy every bit of the festive madness,” the email read, wishing employees a happy festive season and promising a refreshed return “two kilos heavier and ten times happier.” #delhi #diwali #employees #holidayseason #WorkLifeBalance #news #indianstartupnews
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*An Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman's job in a big departmental store in Canada!!* On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour. At 6 pm..... *Boss* :- "How much of sales did you do on the first day?" *Indian* : "Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call." *Boss* : "Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the value of your today's one sale?" *Indian* : "$93300....!" *Boss* : "What?? Unbelievable! But how did you do that?" *Indian* : "Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear..." "Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area...." "Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat." "When he said the boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat." "And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent." "And then he took groceries worth $ 200 and 2 cases of beer....!" *Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked* :- "You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???" *Indian* : "NO, SIR... He actually came in to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... *I explained to him that 'Fishing'is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!"* *Boss* : "Where did you work before ???" *Indian* : "I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any *'Minor Complaint'*, we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc." *Boss* : "Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training." 👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣 *THE TRUTH OF PRIVATE HOSPITALS IN INDIA*
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Dear .@BJP4India . Hon’ble .@narendramodi and .@AmitShah No matter how much you feed a Donkey, a Donkey can never be a Horse. But if You try to Appease the Donkeys by Persecuting the Horses, the Horses will Gallop towards your Opponents Stables or Horse Barn and surely you can’t win the Race Riding on the back of the Donkeys. Baaki Samajhdaar ko Ishaara kaafi hai.
RULES for the BIGGEST SOCIAL MEDIA campaign against BCCI playing Pakistan! * we will not use any abusive language! * we will not use insulting terms against individuals! * no politics * we will NOT talk to media as media will have pressure from BCCI! This will be the world's largest SM campaign and a tribute to victims of the Pahalgam terror attack and those who were martyred during Operation Sindoor! (Armed forces and civilians). #NoCricketWithTerror
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7. To everyone reading this: Don’t blindly believe no room rent limit or platinum plans. When emergencies strike, you may find out the fine print is bigger than the promise. Insurance is not peace of mind in India it’s another stress point. RT this so more people know.
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A clear conflict of interest when the auto industry vouches for the safety of E20 fuel. Alleged engine damage due to E20 fuel use in older cars would mean increasing sales of new vehicles. Who gains? Who suffers?
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There is no bigger curse in our country than being a law-abiding, taxpaying middle class citizen.
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Dear @narendramodi ji. If you mix Ethanol in petrol, despite auto manufacturers not advising it, despite conflict of interest of @nitin_gadkari ‘s sons producing ethanol, despite ethanol now suddenly costlier than petrol, despite people not wanting it then atleast stop saying ‘sabka saath, sabka vikas’. Bcoz you are not listening to us, the public. Just to your ministers who have vested interests. One day we’ll stop listening to you!