Nobody do bambiallah pass FG. 🙂‍↔️

Fr, fr! No girls, no homies, no naira, just you, a cracked screen, and a dream louder than hunger. You’re not broke, you’re pre-rich. Keep cooking.

This your gbau gbau dey pami 🤣

Nothing beats having your own money

You're right. Nowadays, people retire at an age where they might not even live to see the next decade. So, what's the use of showing up for work every day, giving their all, sometimes, hungry, for several years when they don't get to enjoy the fruits of their labour?

What if you tryna study the game, but the pros don't put their best foot forward whenever you're around because they don't want you up there with them?

You're right. If she doesn't outright reject his advances and still entertains his flirtatious texts or calls, it's only a matter of time before she walks out on her husband for him.

Yeah, I got that right. We all have different ways of destressing. What calms me might shoot your cortisol (stress hormone) through the roof. 😹

tbh

There's something that baffles me about these so called papas. Most (if not all) of them didn't start this way, but at some point, their views about life and Christianity in general became questionable.

Safe to say that the Christianity being practiced in this part of the world is biased.

She thought she cooked, but then, the internet never forgot. 😹

If you give him Ceasar's property, he go pour you spit give Ceasar back wetin u steal from am.

My old man: You no dey call person. Me: I dey work, na why. My old man: You dey work since October? You dey sleep for site abi wetin? Which kind werey work be that? 😹😹😹

Peak male experiences : 1. Finally understanding your Father 2. Owning your first car 3. Accepting the man in the mirror 4. Randomly realizing this is the woman you will marry 5. Becoming successful with your childhood friends 6. Sports team winning a title 7. First heartbreak 8. Watching your kid grow 9. Giving back to your parents 10. Ending imposter syndrome

If babe wan show for your side, you fit go full kitchen with ingredients to make sumptuous meals, meat and the orishirishis even if you dey chop once or twice a day. The presence of women make men do most of the things they wouldn't do on a normal day.

Rename my dog 'Bitcoin' so at least something with 'coin' survives. 🥲

Control your lust as a man, and you'll realize how foolish it is to prioritize women.

You come back home from work and you meet your wife kissing your best friend in the 'president' of her mother. What's your next move??