On twitter/X you can just DO THINGS $cmg @jbulltard1

Nov 8, 2025 · 1:42 PM UTC

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Maybe a statue of me at corporate
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Maybe at least frame the tweet ;)
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I feel like I already get half the size of a full burrito because of how bad they do portion control now
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sir, how much for two street burritos?
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No freaking way haha that’s awesome
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"a burrito but one that you don't feel like you need to take out a loan to buy it"
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For $6 I'd be there daily for lunch.
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Bruh! I love this fucking app!
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That they didn't think of this themselves speaks poorly.
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$6?!!!
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Lol stop, this is the worst idea of all time. You guys are so out of touch 😂. This will do absolutely nothing for Chipotle and is horrible business.
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Brilliant. Wouldn’t allow customization though! Speed thru those lines.
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No, they should have consistency in their portions. It’s not that hard to standardize this
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It's hard to see this working with labor costs at $6, IMO
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That boy is touched by God
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Gotta love those there would lines.
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Thing is, this won’t fix $CMG.
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A $6 burrito from Chipotle will have 3 strips of meat, 10 beans, and 40 rice pieces.
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We literally stopped eating at chipotle. Food is very delicious but portion sizes are obnoxious. Their business would double w smaller size options. Still going to @tacobell twice a month because kids love crunchy tacos and parents get unbeatable chicken quesadilla!
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So quarter burrito in reality
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Bro literally fixed it with a single tweet. Legend.
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It's going to reduce its check average, less cash and more work. But they'll get more customers and maybe some of these customers start going there again
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Does half the calories also mean half the diarrhea?
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Pay the man
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Moe's does this actually, they have a Jr burrito meal with queso that's $9.99
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This is MNPI actually
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Put bulltard on the board.
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So what you're saying is @jbulltard1 is actually a regional manager at @ChipotleTweets and he didn't make up the idea, he was simply privy to the internal ongoings?
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Just name it "Low Tard Burrito"
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Have you guys stopped to think for a second if this actually will help their bottom line? Because this ain’t the magic bullet you think it is
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So people have to order 2.. this idea is stupid
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This would still suck. They’ll put 3 pieces of chicken in there bro
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