PHP programmers want money so much that they write a dollar sign before each variable 😭😭

Nov 1, 2025 · 8:45 AM UTC

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Bro they been manifesting wealth since day 1..
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Exactly 🤣🤣
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It works man
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💀💀💀
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That’s an incredibly small issue with the language. Compared to how great the rest is, this is not meaningful
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😓😓😓 okay
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dad jokes: she is a php dev
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GIF
Once coded in php in 1st sem, never touched it again
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I hated my PHP class, didn’t learn a thing there.
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Sameeee
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I like this one 😂
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Hahaha
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money printers
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💰💰💰
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True 😂🤣
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Hehehe
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You think I’m writing PHP for fun??
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No one’s writing php for fun 😭😭
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Facts. But hey, PHPs all about that syntax! Its just part of the game.
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True that
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You ruined my day 🤣
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Or maybe i made ur day 😋😋
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$dadJoke = true;
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Yess
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Explicit is better than implicit
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With good reason... we are the internet 😁
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<?php $money = 1000; for($i=1; $i<0; $i++;){ echo "print money for PHP dev. "; } ?>
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They don’t code functions, they code invoices 🙊
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Funny thing about $ in PHP: it’s a mindset cue. Build things worth paying for 💸 I used to chase clever code. Now I chase happy customers. What language nudged you most toward “solve real problems first”?
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Long time PHP programmer would have made a lot of money by now.
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At least PHP devs declare their intentions upfront
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PHP programmers makes so much money that they write a dollar sign before each variable 😁
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PHP's $ for variables echoes Unix shells, where it expands vars - like $HOME - making code feel familiar to shell hackers.
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