Fair share? Bro, you owe them RENT. BACK PAY. DAMAGES. AND INTEREST.
America didn’t just “intervene” in the Middle East — it blew a crater in half the region and walked away like a drunk arsonist bragging about the flames.
And the fallout didn’t land on U.S. soil.
It landed squarely on Europe.
For over 22 years, America ran its little geopolitical entitlement tour — for Israel’s interests, for corporate contracts, for resource control — and turned entire nations into refugee factories. And who caught those human shockwaves?
Europe. Not America.
The “world police” bailed the moment cleanup time arrived, and the EU got stuck doing the dishes for a party they didn’t even attend.
Angela Merkel — drowning in Germany’s historical guilt like it’s a national religion — opened the doors wide. Germany ate the cost, the burden, and the backlash. The EU swallowed millions of displaced people because America lit the match and skipped off like it wasn’t their problem.
And then here comes Trump — the mascot of ignorance in a cheap tie — stomping into NATO like a toddler at a parent-teacher conference, demanding everyone “pay their fair share.”
Fair share? Bro, you owe them RENT. BACK PAY. DAMAGES. AND INTEREST.
What the EU should have said — what they earned the right to say — is this:
“Absolutely. We’ll pay our NATO share.
Now come collect your ten million migrants that YOUR foreign policy created.
We’ve fed them, housed them, schooled them, protected them — because you sure as hell didn’t.”
Imagine dropping that truth bomb on the table.
Trump’s spray tan would’ve evaporated on impact.
Europe spent the past decade absorbing the consequences of our chaos while America sat behind the safety of two oceans giving lectures. The EU handled the humanitarian fallout, the economic cost, the political uproar, the terror attacks, the integration battles — all born from U.S. decisions, U.S. invasions, and U.S. hubris.
If Europe had even one ounce of American-style petty, they would’ve loaded charter planes full of displaced families and landed them at O’Hare, JFK, LAX, and Miami International with a note that said:
“Your move, big guy.”
But no — Europe stayed classy. They stayed calm. They stayed professional.
Meanwhile, America behaved like the world’s rich cousin who destroys your house, refuses to help pay for repairs, then complains about your furniture.
So yes — that clapback should’ve happened.
The EU deserved to say it.
The situation demanded that level of pettiness.
And the truth?
If the world had any justice, every migrant Europe absorbed would be standing in line for entry to the country that caused their displacement. Period.