Ripzilla @dingotastic

Awe inspiring mofo from H-Town! Rich in charm and character. I sweat the small stuff and cash in every chance I get!! Get @ me!! Much love!! LFG!!!!!

 A galaxy far, far aweigh!!
Joined February 2017
Replying to @TexasChance
Staging a hate crime should carry the same ramifications as carrying out one.
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I’ve never won an Oscar or a Grammy but I did win a scholastic book fair award for excellence in reading and that came with a free personal pizza from Pizza Hut. You don’t get that with an Oscar.
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ryan manion @rmanion
Apr 29
18 years ago today, my brother was killed in Iraq. He was my best friend Tough as hell, funny as hell The first to show up The last to back down He lived with purpose He died with honor He still shows up for me, in ways no one sees His absence is loud His legacy is louder
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New York Mets
 @Mets
Apr 29
We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.
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Vasinar
 @Bara_Vasinar
Apr 30
Replying to @Alphafox78
This has the same vibes as...
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Brendan Brennan @BrendanJanus
Apr 30
Replying to @Alphafox78
How many model airplanes must die for this performance?
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Jane Slater
 @SlaterNFL
Apr 29
Absolutely dialed in today
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Slam
 @slam254
Apr 28
Replying to @RichOToole
You are courageous and I'm proud of you. Be fearless, be honest, and let the professionals look under the hood and see what's going on and let them fix it. Ask questions, give honest answers, be brave. What you're doing right now is so fucking awesomw.
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Mark Smith
 @LeBoucannier
Feb 8
#TIH #ThisIsHaiti
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Replying to @octopuscaveman
It’s the only one with unnecessary letters in the name. Victim of its own pretentiousness.
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It’s a good thing Simple Green is non-toxic because that shit is delicious
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If 32 teams individually decide your talent isn’t worth you being a migraine headache that’s not getting “blackballed” …
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Replying to @elonmusk
Loving the triggers!! Let’s madden the left even more!!
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Tony P.
 @Tbone7219
Apr 13
How I change a flat tire .... Open trunk Look at spare tire for 20 minutes Get back in car Guzzle vodka Walk into oncoming traffic
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greg
 @greg16676935420
Apr 15
Turbo Tax is the worst computer game ever
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I really hope the IRS doesn't compare miles written off to what the insurance company thinks I drive a year.
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Honey🇨🇦 @hidinghoney
Apr 17
Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.
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Man of Letters @manofletterz
Apr 21
Best part of having monday off is the nap I'm gonna take while y'all get settled into work
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Jon Katz
 @JonKatz79
Apr 20
Not vibing with animals might be the biggest red flag on Earth.
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A wine and cheese party but it's just me alternating sips of vodka with biting chunks off a 2 lb block of cheese.
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