CASH DIES IN 847 DAYS Europe just legislated the end of financial freedom and nobody noticed. January 2027: Every euro above €10,000 becomes illegal tender. Every Bitcoin needs government permission. Every transaction becomes a datapoint in Brussels’ surveillance grid. This is not proposed. This is law. 340 million Europeans will wake up in a cage built from their own bank accounts. THE KILL SHOT The EU Anti-Money Laundering package doesn’t just track criminals. It treats every citizen as one. Starting 2027, buying a car in cash becomes a crime. Sending €1,001 in Bitcoin without state approval triggers prosecution. Anonymous wallets vanish overnight. The Digital Euro arrives 2029. The European Central Bank spent €1.3 billion building what they call freedom. But leaked proposals cap holdings at €3,000 per person. Every purchase tracked. Every pattern analyzed. Every dissent potentially bankable. THE LIE THEY’RE SELLING “This stops money laundering.” Europe launders €500 billion yearly, they claim. So they’re building a panopticon for 340 million people to catch the fraction who commit crimes. China’s digital yuan already programs money to expire, to restrict, to control. The ECB promises Europe will be different. They promised deposit safety in Cyprus too. Then they seized accounts in 2013. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT Privacy coins migrate to the shadows. Black markets replace grey ones. The state gains omniscience. You lose the right to buy bread without permission. This isn’t about crime. It’s about power. €20 trillion flows through the eurozone. Every cent will soon require approval from Frankfurt. The infrastructure of tyranny gets built in the name of safety. Always. THE CLOCK IS RUNNING 847 days until your cash becomes contraband. 1,308 days until the Digital Euro launches. Zero days of mainstream coverage asking the only question that matters: Who decides what you’re allowed to buy when money becomes permission? The European Union just made Orwell an instruction manual. And you heard it here first.

Whole team on IR. Shuttup you blockhead ass nigga

Kyle lost his damn mind today huh?

Same team that didnt wanna make any trades btw 🤣🤣

Max B is finally freed after 17 years in prison and reunites with French Montana THE COKE WAVE IS BACK 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

OutKast at the 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. The coolest motherfunkers on the planet.

I turned ChatGPT-5 into my personal marketing assistant. Here are the 30 prompts that save me hours each week:

“why you look 50 and you’re 24?” she got cooked 😭

Unqualified hire. Gurl, bye

My summary of OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar's vision for the company she laid out today at WSJ tech conference

Imma always repost these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

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This will never stop being funny.

What a moment…Jordan Binnington stuffs Ovi’s 900th goal puck in his pants, only to be caught by a linesman 😭 #ALLCAPS #stlblues

the only puck he held onto all night

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We all know George Kittle loves playing the Rams 😁

THE #GR8 IS THE FIRST PLAYER IN NHL HISTORY TO SCORE 900 GOALS

@realDonaldTrump just confused South Africa with South America while ranting about communism in Miami. The man’s brain is running Windows 95 in Safe Mode. It’s a neurological emergency wrapped in fascist nostalgia.

Here’s what it really represents: 47th in education 45th in healthcare 44th in median household income 43rd in life expectancy 1st in incarceration rate 2nd in teen pregnancy 3rd in reliance on federal aid So yeah — God bless Oklahoma. Y’all need it.