mary @elaine_stritch

whatever you’re calling about, the answer is no

 yap city
Joined April 2007
I’m like a Swiftie, but for Barbara Cook I’m a Cookie
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hello
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like what are we doing here lmao
Hal, it’s about my major. I’m changing it to Joan
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Daisy Dixon @daisyldixon
Nov 8
hi I’m a millennial and for large purchases i have to go open my laptop rather than use my smartphone
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Had to physically restrain myself from buying this book
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my sister’s apartment building has random pictures of celebrities lining the hallways for zero reason and I’m highkey obsessed with them they’re like “these artists are not affiliated with our building; we just appreciate their work”
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aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto
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plastic shovel fight onstage was So goddamn unserious i keep giggling at these images
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couple of private quotes on this bad boy makes me think that I am, in fact, an idiot lmao
mary @elaine_stritch
Nov 8
thoughts on Paddington! mild spoilers. in short, I loved it and highly recommend
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when I fill out an expense report correctly at work
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real
erin proctor @postproctorism
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getting into starlight express don’t txt
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I just think it’s really important to remember that women
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Funniest possible response Maya Hawke could have given to this question 😭
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me in this queer bar right now
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He’s already in my luggage and I’m taking him home
sunchick #persist🌞☘️she/her 🗽ask the birds @sunchick8
Nov 8
Replying to @elaine_stritch
On a scale of 🥹 to fully devising an unhinged plan to smuggle him in your luggage how adorable was Paddington in person
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Hercules needed about 500% more Muses. whenever the Muses weren’t onstage, everybody should have been asking, “where are the Muses?”
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thoughts on Paddington! mild spoilers. in short, I loved it and highly recommend
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oh wait it’s afternoon here whatever
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good morning I am still crying about Paddington
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