today is my 20th birthday! and as is family tradition i now own a sword

Nov 6, 2025 Β· 12:00 PM UTC

Replying to @ellisbellachick
This reminds me of a guy I knew who was stabbed through his chest by angry lesbian with a katana. Long story short, they were arguing on who should be allowed to use the tape to record something, and it escalated. They were still friends after going to the hospital.
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this is a wild story and i thank you for sharing it because wtf
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
why do you got the yellow ribbon? its a zionist symbol
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i have the yellow ribbon because it is also the sarcoma symbol and it's in honour of technoblade, a youtuber i always really admired and looked up to, who passed because of sarcoma
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with love this flag is made out of such cheap material i think it would just burst into flames if i tried
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
How tf do you get a sword and how do I get one (asking for a friend)
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it depends on where you live but apparently my parents got it from a specialist nerdy shop (it's not very sharp because of laws here, but it does have a tiny dagger attached that is sharp)
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
πŸ”₯ POTĘŻNE LESBIJKI Z MIECZAMIπŸ”₯
ONCE I LEARN TO WIELD IT I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
The hot sexy badass sword in front of a lesbian flag I said oh I’m sure
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it's exactly where it belongs!
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
Yes ur next in the lineage of lesbian knights, how could i forget
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i will be sure to ensure i will have a next of kin and she too can inherit a sword
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
DAAAAAMN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I KNOW I'M LATE BUT STILL
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THANK YOU SUNNY, THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I'M EVEN LATER TO REPLY
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
if you were in front of the bi flag, i could do the joke you "cut both ways", but thats the lesbian flag, innit...
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very much the lesbian flag sorry to disappoint
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Replying to @ellisbellachick
where did you get the long bacon
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uhhh i can't be much help but i got it at a pride event i went to, there was a stall selling lesbian flags and i managed to snag one
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