principal engineer @EpicGames on @Fortnite/@UnrealEngine. tech staff/dino wrangler for @GamesDoneQuick. speedrunner. love making silly games. he/him. 🏳️‍🌈🦖

Raleigh, NC
Joined July 2008
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everytime i look at my sidekick pet this image flashes in my mind
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clearly someone was not following directions
Upcoming Story Quests: - I will not data mine - I will not data mine - I will not data mine
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Fortnite is at it's best when it doesn't take itself seriously. This mini season is EXACTLY what Fortnite was missing. I'm very much so enjoying this season so far.
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❗️UPDATE: Hey everyone, we’re still working on getting these login and in-game issues fixed as quickly as possible. We apologize for the frustration and for keeping you from jumping into the new season. We'll keep you updated as we get everything sorted out! Thank you for your patience and support 💜
no copays, no deductibles, no premiums everything is $0 best insurance ever
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$8,232 for this one visit to the ED i know this would financially ruin a lot of people without insurance good thing a bunch of people are about to lose their insurance after the dumbasses in congress are letting the ACA subsidies expire (also thanks, epic insurance; love u bb)
yayyyyy, an emergency room visit is exactly how i wanted to spend my saturday afternoon 😔 (i’ll be ok i just need an ultrasound quickly and no radiology place is open on the weekend)
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THANK YOU everyone who logged into Fortnite to see the ‘Welcome, Our Alien Overlords’ mini-event! We’ve extended the event window to be available until 11:30am ET, so for 10 more minutes hop in. If you missed the fun, don’t worry, we have the full event on YouTube here. piped.video/xZU-XOg4-Rk
this is who’s running the event today btw
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Bottoms love using extra letters like im goooood how are youuuuuu
man i sure hope i don’t hit a rock while i’m riding this lime tonight
didn’t have time to get my costume together to go out tonight because of the emergency vet stuff thinking about just writing “67” on a shirt with sharpie and calling it a day
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the spookiest part:
happy halloween i’m at the emergency vet with my friend’s cat who has a blocked urethra (but spooky 👻)
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Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.7” Rex retweeted
You left. Now they're dead. Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK! "beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @IGN "equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
it’s pretty cool yeah see y’all tomorrow 🫡
Jump in for the mini-event tomorrow (Nov 1) @ 11AM ET to watch Fortnite crash into Springfield! It’s a shameless corporate mashup you won’t want to miss...get hyped with this sneak peek of what's dropping: piped.video/shorts/grS4IHm5X…
happy halloween i’m at the emergency vet with my friend’s cat who has a blocked urethra (but spooky 👻)
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best costume at the club tonight goes to Sailor Penny
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Simpsons predicted it. Now play in it. Rocket League x Simpsons on November 1. Stream The Simpsons on Disney+