principal engineer @EpicGames on @Fortnite/@UnrealEngine. tech staff/dino wrangler for @GamesDoneQuick. speedrunner. love making silly games. he/him. 🏳️🌈🦖
Raleigh, NC
Joined July 2008
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my work on this earth is now done; i successfully put a dinosaur pun into the fortnite 10.30 release notes 🦖
i’m sure this has nothing to do with the $1 million dollars @Intuit gave to trump’s inaugural fund
yep, no way that affected things
BABE STOP
the gaming bed is ONLY FOR GAMING
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Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.7” Rex retweeted
Imagine trial and erroring different prompts thousands of times—like pulling the arm of a slot machine hoping to get a decent shot at least once—over and over again… when you could have just paid animators to make exactly what what you want instead.
Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.7” Rex retweeted
It’s really sad, the average vizier only knows about 34% of the total secret passageways in any palace. If you’re onboarding into a new sultan’s retinue I would recommend as a first course of action the comprehensive mapping of as many subterranean tunnel systems as you can
there’s a lot of talk about rising prices right now
but just as important are the downstream effects changes in the auditory environment due to decreased consumption have on our delicate wild ecosystems
google “sonic inflation” to learn more
Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.7” Rex retweeted
“Can finally talk about this” meanwhile other people couldn’t be waterboarded into admitting it
Can finally talk about this - I was one of the artists on the Coca-Cola commercial.
It was a ton of work, and the project was full of people driven to put out the best work we possibly could.
Thank you to @secret__level and @jasonzada for letting me be a part of this landmark project!
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Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.7” Rex retweeted
my firefighter dad was there that day; my very first memory is seeing these images on television and not knowing where he was. today he is happily retired and thinks zohran is "stellar." fuck you and keep new york out of your mouth
look what i just got back in my possession from the bar it had been trapped inside of for 2 years now 🦖
welcome home, beautiful
