if you know me, no you don’t

Boston, MA
Joined April 2016
“charlie kirk was loved and admired by all” all…? did i miss something?
Donald Trump announcing Charlie Kirk’s death.
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coworker asked me why i find it so easy to wish death onto people
3 ppl at the gym said “where are your pants” 🫩
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Which branch of government do the Democrats control?
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only thing he’s guilty of is that MUG
A Kentucky man was taken into custody after he allegedly rear-ended an officer at a red light. Authorities say when officers asked if he had been drinking shots, mixed drinks or beer, he replied, "yes."
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me liking every addison rae grammy nominee tweet
AND NOTHING FOR TATE MCRAE
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"and the grammy for best new artist goes to.... ADDISON RAE"
#GRAMMYs Best New Artist Nominees: Olivia Dean KATSEYE The Marias Addison Rae sombr Leon Thomas Alex Warren Lola Young
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Addison Rae is now a #GRAMMYs nominee.
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Sabrina Carpenter earns her second Album of the Year nomination at the #GRAMMYs with ‘Man's Best Friend.’
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I honestly hope she milks this man. Fuck him
#BlakeLively says she’s suffered $161 million in damages from an alleged smear campaign tied to the release of “It Ends With Us.” - $56.2M in lost acting, producing, and endorsement income - $49M from her beauty brand Blake Brown - $22M from her beverage company Betty Buzz/Betty Booze variety.com/2025/film/news/b…
ADDISON RAEEEEEE YESSS
#GRAMMYs nominees for Best New Artist Olivia Dean KATSEYE The Marias Addison Rae Sombr Leon Thomas Alex Warren Lola Young
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I yank my shit crazy style
You wake up to this What is the first thing you do
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Lmao holy shit Cook king
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Mamdani Plans To Convert Trump Tower into Homeless Shelter.
wait why is it kinda good
Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com
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Pausing gaming to rub one out
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It's official: you racists failed.
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: New Yorkers forgot.
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Omggggggggggg
Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)
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You get a transgender! You get a transgender! And you! You get a transgender! EVERYONE GETS A TRANSGENDER!