Sometimes I Sleep in Shitcoins. Built @RatioWeb3. Gave @magiceden My Seed. Streaming Golf Live on @pumpdotfun👇

Joined July 2021
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$BIRDIE is evolving from just a golf stream to the highest quality interview series on @pumpdotfun. Think ‘Hot Ones’ meets golf. Last interview, I had the co-founder of Happy Madison Productions on the show. He produced Adam Sandler’s hit classic, include Happy Gilmore 1&2. And this is only our first big guest…the next one is even bigger. 👀 Fading $BIRDIE? Oke
Adam Sandler’s movies shaped my childhood. So my favorite part of the last $BIRDIE interview was hearing the origin stories of Happy Madison Productions and Adam Sandler, straight from the producer’s mouth. As a golfer, Happy Gilmore was my favorite movie as a kid, so this was special.
Can someone explain to me the “in the air vent” trend? I feel like a fuckin boomer asking 😂😭
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Ngl I think about this weekly. I wonder how many shitters Barron has deployed on @pumpfun. 😂
Fxnction and JP talk about Don Jrs podcast where he talks about memecoins, liquidity and supply/demand! "His son and Barron absolutely mass deploy coins." They are the real cabal !
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN @MysticDaoSol 👀 $mystic airdrop in bound. You’ve been warned. 🔮
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. @GinoTheGhost makes the best short videos in crypto. I laugh every fuckin’ time. Bravo, sir. 😂 👏
New stage of capitalism unlocked! Time to sell everything.
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The state of the trenches can be summed up in 1 phrase: “This one might bond, bros.” 😭😭😭
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My parents: We made 2% in the stock market this year! What a great year! Me: I’m down 85% of my shitcoins today. What the fuck!
Been using @golfnapp every round, even when I'm playing like shit, to track my scores and view yardages throughout the course. Been very excited for $GOLF as well....
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Pretty crazy you can get paid to send your thoughts on the internet. It ain’t much, but grateful. Taking my gf to dinner and a movie tonight 😂
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fxnction retweeted
Craziest shift from last cycle to this one? “Devs” that deploy 1000 memecoins are praised, as long as 1 does numbers. Last cycle, if you launched a 2nd NFT collection, you’re the biggest piece of shit, scum of the earth, garbage human to ever exist. 😂😂
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Looking at the trenches this morning. I see this on a new pair... 13,600 launches? and 51 bonded? Holy fuck LMFAOOOO
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Some days, I hit 330 yard drives and make 20 ft $BIRDIE putts. Sometimes, I top drives and say, "fuck golf." If you're a golfer, you understand. 😂
Gm gm This is me this week 😂
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I love that my biggest haters ALWAYS follow me. Like bro, if you hate me so much, why are you constantly watching and commenting on what I do? Make it make sense. 😂😂
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The trenches need a diabolical runner to bring hope back.
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When I launched $BIRDIE, a lotta mfers were farming with fake tokens. Ngl, this ones funny af 😂 you guys really bought a token called “Fxnction x Toshi” ? Cmon now 😭😭😭
Replying to @daumenxyz @gmgnai
LOL wtf
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It’s crazy to me that I can buy 2-3% of a shitter for a grand or less. And that 2-3% can be worth millions in a few weeks, if it’s the right coin. Lotta people complain about @Pumpfun, but never in the history of crypto has this been possible. In previous cycles, if you wanted to buy a memecoin, you’d be lucky to ape it at $10m.
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Wake up Check Majors Eat Breakfast Bid Low Caps Get Rugged 5x 10x the 6th Bid Get Rugged 4 More Time 10x One More Time Eat Dinner Shit Sleep Repeat
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Looks like @boom_dart and I are golfing until the bull market turns back on. Then bro knocks the $BIRDIE in like it's NOTHING. Chad.
Looks like today is filled with a buncha $80k toppers SOMEONE MAKE THE TRENCHES GREAT AGAIN
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