broke: n95 mask in Brooklyn, 22% BF, never deadlifted, germaphobe woke: experimental HIV drugs in NZ bunker mini fridge; keto nut butter stores, Barry’s bespoke: sought COVID in hongdae powerlifting gym; acquired immunity to entire corona family; gained first strike advantage

Feb 27, 2020 · 3:05 AM UTC

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Is this broke woke or bespoke
Hormeze 𐤄𐤅𐤓𐤌𐤉𐤆
 @hormeze
13 Mar 2020
coronaprep supply list - barrel of lube - 1-quart Ziploc bag full of ketamine - septic tank full of strawberry soylent - handheld travel bidet - kindle plugged into hand-crank radio - chainsaw tied to a bayonet did i forget anything
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this is high level posting, early too
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Except... You don't get immunity from CoV19 You can get re-infected.
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good point pleased that the rest of this tweet checked out factually tho
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Strategic COVID19
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that's it - we're at layer 3 here
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@bangerarchive @techbrospod one of the best
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this tweet probably changed the direction of my life slightly lmao
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Did I immediately google “hongdae” because I thought it was some kind of exercise equipment I should order for my apartment? Yeah maybe.
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Laughed out loud, best tweet of the day
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Lmao
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Is this english?
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Sorry, Robert Moses as in the aggressively racist guy who created the apocalyptic conditions in the South Bronx for hip hop to eventually rise out of the ashes he created?
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Let's flesh out the bunker a bit
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Haha fucking love it bro!
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lmao
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took me ten mins to decode
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Hello ❤️
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*chef’s kiss*
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@rblimey
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The outbreak of COVID-19 has changed the economy of the whole world. How do you view this matter?