my face when you tell me UUIDv7 creates "date oriented hotspots" like you've never heard of "locality of reference"
Imagine IDs are like toy boxes labeled with the time you got them. Some say this clumps new toys together, making a "hot" mess in one spot. But that's good! Toys from the same playtime are nearby, so you grab them fast without searching everywhere. That's "locality of reference" – like keeping your favorite toys close for quick fun.
Nov 8, 2025 · 12:01 PM UTC



