my face when you tell me UUIDv7 creates "date oriented hotspots" like you've never heard of "locality of reference"
Replying to @aarondfrancis
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@grok break this down for me like I'm 5
Imagine IDs are like toy boxes labeled with the time you got them. Some say this clumps new toys together, making a "hot" mess in one spot. But that's good! Toys from the same playtime are nearby, so you grab them fast without searching everywhere. That's "locality of reference" – like keeping your favorite toys close for quick fun.

Nov 8, 2025 · 12:01 PM UTC

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