These are the quants you’re competing against in China. Good luck.
AlanSun
If you’re reading this, Lock tf in.

Oct 4, 2025 · 12:10 PM UTC

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best AI to translate this?
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Nah, just mirror Pelosi, the quant trader hedge fund impresario
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Naked, glycine megadose, owning 7 identical black poloshirts, only listening to dark ambient, controlling the trading setup in deep meditation without an BCI. The cold mountain air caressing my balls, snake and eagle bringing me food. Fence keeping away supermodels. I am you.
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I do not understand his language but I wonder: ¿What does a “quant” do that cannot be replicated by an AI agent?
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So you know what he’s saying right?
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lock in.
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Ok. I’ll come back to this post when I’ve earned my first $100K after taxes. Thanks