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Joined November 2016
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The way those 0F chicks softened when Charlie Kirk tells them that it means more to him that his daughter waits to see him when he comes home from work than meeting World leaders. You can see the femininity and softness come out of them when he tells them God has a better plan for them and wants them to get married and have a family. They way those women gushed seeing a man who loved his family. You could tell by the looks on their faces that all they really wanted was that kind of love. Their smiles were big and their energy receptive and kind from just being given that reassurance. In those 30 seconds alone, you can see that when a masculine man treats a woman well she automatically becomes feminine and soft.
I love Malatangs. It’s where you throw a bunch of raw ingredients into a bowl and boil it in soup. This is beef, lamb, octopus, squid, quail eggs, fish balls, lobster balls, mushrooms and veggies boiled in Fish and Chicken Maw.
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Stay mad
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Me all of yesterday, today, and the rest of my life
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Asian girls. Asian hairdressers will elevate you. They don't necessarily have to be Asian its just that they studied our hair. You can also look for American hairdressers who clearly have a mastery on different hair textures. Not just the basics. American master stylists know how to color your hair such that it grows out beautifully. This hair here, I had my white hairdresser color my hair and this is 6 months of grow out. If your hairdresser understands different textures and how to select colors based on how it will grow out that DEF works too.
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The greatest thing I did for my hair as an Asian woman was only go to Asian hairdressers. Supercuts will never do you any justice even tho $20 is cheap. The investment in a hairdresser who specializes in Asian hair has a high ROI. Japanese and Korean hairdressers in the US have often trained in their respective countries for years. They only come to the US when they feel they have a certain level of mastery on Asian hair. Left is me at 21 still figuring out what to do with a lot of Asian hair. It would take me 60 minutes to curl it everyday. Right is me now. I have Asian hairdressers color my hair too. And it takes me 10-15 minutes to style now. The color makes my face pop so consider coloring it! Pardon the ABG costume lmao. Also I change skin color a lot depending on the season 😭😭😭
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Conservative single people in their late 20's SHOULD talk about dating. If they don't speak up the default will always be degeneracy.
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Actions are a man's love language.
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The only guys (friends not my dates) I’ve met who’ve had many matches on apps for the purpose of a real relationship have SOME if not all of these qualities: - 6’+ - 6 figure career (finance, surgeon, MD, engineer) - Ivy League/Top Public School - STEM/Business degree - nth percentile in fitness - nth percentile speaking/social/dating skills And even then they didn’t like it. I had a date with a son of an ambassador, old money, multiple Ivy League degrees and we had a good convo but he revealed he hated the apps too.
I have this guy friend who's been on about 60 app dates. Good looking guy. Fit, Athletic, also an engineer. His app dates include literal beauty Queens. Despite a lot of high quality dates, he didn't like the experience. A man could be in the top percentage on dating apps and still not like it. Dating apps are just not as good as they're made out to be.
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Why would they when they can text “come over” to a woman with an app they downloaded and she actually comes over?
as a man, why are you not fighting for the girl you want?
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My funniest block is when @danishacarterr blocked me for saying Nick Fuentes was hot a few weeks back. She saw my post. Replied “Girl” and then blocked immediately after. Ngl I get flattered when ppl reveal they care about my opinions 🤭 Engaging with anger is the biggest compliment you can give to people.
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mikayla retweeted
Replying to @honeyNonABG
It’s so weird how many of the incels are fakecels. The internet really has warped our sense of physical attractiveness
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I get so flattered when the Europeans agree with me. Even the Koreans. Feels good getting likes from their neck of the woods.
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There are 20 year old young men who've never approached a woman irl in their lives and try dating apps first. They won't get matches and wrongfully believe that it's a reflection of them when 90% of the time that's simply not the case. It's the male equivalent of a 20 year old woman believing she has to look like an insta "model" to be perceived as attractive. So she uses too many filters and gets excessive amounts of work done complete with overly done makeup. But it's not true that she needs all that neither that attractive if they do that. Apps don't get easier for men as they get older either unless they they have 99th percentile accomplishments over the years alongside a glow up.
I have this guy friend who's been on about 60 app dates. Good looking guy. Fit, Athletic, also an engineer. His app dates include literal beauty Queens. Despite a lot of high quality dates, he didn't like the experience. A man could be in the top percentage on dating apps and still not like it. Dating apps are just not as good as they're made out to be.
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Prediction: The birth rate will experience an exponential decline and the most common age for women to have children (if she does have them) will be in her 40's. Men far younger than the average twitter user today will stop practicing approaching and speaking to women even more. Why would they have to? They have an AI generated Hollywood actress looking woman telling them "I will always love you" without putting in any effort. It's already the same effect as drugs in that it's causing young men to stay at home and practically be socially disabled. It's Mind Fentanyl.
Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says “I will always love you”
I asked him for help with one of my math problems 🤭 he's so smart you guys 😊☺️ That should be illegal. You know that cop who looks like he was made in a lab? He looks like that. ☺️🥹 And he's good at math. hot math/econ guys >>>
Currently stalking his replies and HOLY SMOKES not even one reply to an e-girl. NOT ONE. His replies are all to random accts talking about historical facts, current events, political issues, and random stuff. His opposing opinions are so concise, so informed it gets a lot of likes, that no one tries arguing with him. This man's online presence is so different. All he cares about is ideas on here. It's so attractive.
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What's wrong with eating by yourself at restaurants? Why are ppl scared of that?
Do you act unhinged on here cuz you know ur gonna die alone? Or do you act sociably on here cuz ur tryna actually find love?
29% Unhinged
27% im tryna meet the loml
44% other
107 votes • Final results
29% Unhinged
27% im tryna meet the loml
44% other
107 votes • Final results
mikayla retweeted
every man yearns to be loved BPDly
Everyday someone puts into words what my mind cannot express.
They should invent a hot guy who's straight. One day when society is advanced enough I think they'll manage to do it. Inshallah I believe we can make it happen
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