the worst takes you’ve ever read

Joined August 2023
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Replying to @TheStrxggler
“He protected the hobbits is what he did! He was a great man! And in this house Boromir was a hero! End of story!”
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The richest, whitest, most sheltered girl you know from wealthiest suburb in the country is posting a picture of Zohran Mamdani on her story right now captioned “power to the people!!!” from her Soho apartment that’s paid for by her wealthy conservative father
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Replying to @ATR3lDES
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Replying to @stalecooper
You are the girlfriend of the couple if you’ve never seen Band of Brothers and she has
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Replying to @mattgaetz
The first six frigates of the United States Navy were built when the Founding Fathers were still very much alive and were used in a foreign war against stateless enemy combatants waged without a formal declaration of war. Blow it out your ass.
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Hi Chris, actual white trash here, so I’m something of an authority on the subject. This tasteful baddie in a glass is not in fact “white trash”. “White trash” would be if Trump had a crackhead son who started f**king his brother’s widow after also getting her hooked on crack.
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Replying to @Andie00471
Biden had trannies showing fake tits on the White House lawn, shut the fuck up
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You have to be a citizen to vote but you can’t verify the citizenship of a voter? Make it make sense.
BREAKING: A judge says that Trump can’t require citizenship proof on the federal voter registration form, siding with Democrats and civil rights groups. apnews.com/article/trump-ele…
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Cramer picks so bad he’s outperforming the goat of insider trading
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For decades, the major elements of institutional power in America joined forces to transform our cities. The scale of their project has no precedent.
Omar Fateh waves foreign flag, speaks a foreign language, pledges his loyalty to Somalia, tells Somalians to elect him This is a rally in Minneapolis
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The breadth of Alejandro Mayorkas' global human importation program remains underappreciated. He flew them in from every random country in the world. With no legal or even humanitarian justification.
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You probably learned Roman history from a Marxist, so you think the Republic fell due to class warfare. Partially true, but you probably weren’t taught that the primary grievance of the poor was their large-scale ethnic replacement, coordinated by the rich. Every Roman writer mentions this, but modern historians minimize it. However, DNA analysis has now proved it beyond a doubt: In a 2019 Science study, only 2 out of 48 samples (4%) taken from Rome during the Imperial Era cluster with Western European populations, compared with 8 out of 11 samples (73%) during the Republican Era. By the time the Republic fell, there was hardly a Roman left in Rome.
"Then the poor, deprived of their land, were no longer eager for military service and had few children, so that soon all Italy was bereft of freemen and filled with gangs of foreign slaves, through whom the rich cultivated their estates, having driven away the free citizens." - Plutarch, The Life of Tiberius Gracchus
The reason people hate Zohran is because he’s a spoiled retarded communist. His parents are privileged, placeless global citizens and Zohran was able to float along without real jobs in NYC taking a swing at a ‘rap career’ while living in a Chelsea apartment owned by his mother. Despite this he plays the victim and cries about being persecuted and is a vector for every bad idea that afflicts downwardly mobile creative affluents. As his next act, he’s putting on, ‘Socialism: the Musical,’ with a bunch of other failed theater kids with a $100 billion annual budget in the US’s greatest city. It’s the stupidest timeline, he’s giving normal people all sorts of things to worry about (public safety, schools, etc.) that they shouldn’t have to, and it’s all in service of the grievances of a class of losers perpetually bitter that they can’t have the lifestyle in NYC that their income affords them.
Zohran’s scandals - said he was Asian/African American while being an Indian Ugandan - won’t apologize for using a phrase he didn’t use -95th percentile SATs - moved table from common area to dorm room in college - called female relative who is not his literal aunt “auntie”
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They kicked Lia Smith off the Middlebury College Swimming and Diving team for being trans and now, as the 2026 season kicks off, she's dead. Rest in power, Lia. The world is so cruel sometimes.
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My best friend had a daughter one week before my daughter was born. His daughter views me as an uncle and vice versa. It’s not a confusing concept. We get it. We know what dinner is, we also have a bag full of other bags in the pantry, your ‘abuela’ is my ‘grandmother,’ and my culture also puts meat in dough and fries it. We think he’s lying because it’s an unverified story that is meant to underwrite his feelings of victimhood. And when people tried to verify it and found his aunt didn’t wear a hijab, people asked more questions. He’s doubling down on the lie by pretending it’s just some ethnic quirk that us white people couldn’t possibly get. We get it. He’s a liar.
Sorry but “my father’s cousin” absolutely qualifies as “aunt” in brown people speak. Hardly a “distant cousin” either. My kids absolutely refer to & think of my cousins as their aunts and uncles, and it would seem odd for them to refer to them as “my father’s cousin”.
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If only there was a parallel China that was governed by the KMT after the civil war so that we could compare, perhaps on a nearby island
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The Democrats tried to put some freak theater kid in charge of a thought crime censorship division at DHS and now we have our guys sharing mass deportation vaporwave Halo edits Elections matter!
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Zohran Mamdani's father was ethnically cleansed by Ugandans in 1972, along with 80k other Indians. The Brits took him in as a refugee. Americans gave him a scholarship and a professorship. And he'll never forgive us for it.
Zohran Mamdani's father: America is the root of all evil and was the inspiration for the nazis. Hitler learned genocide from Abraham Lincoln. I'm sure Zohran loves America though. Nice job NYC.
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If I ever die from Islamic terrorism I want people to use my likeness to denounce Islamic terror supporting candidates.
actually devastating to consider the final moments of this person’s life, jumping to his death to escape the flames, only for his tragic faceless image to be used 20 years later by a callous racist to fearmonger about a muslim politician. such empty cruelty
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We don’t have to live this way.
A second man is now charged with kidnapping a DePaul student on the Red Line and holding him for ransom. Prosecutors say the men threatened to kill the freshman as they called his friends and family to demand electronic banking transfers. cwbchicago.com/2025/10/secon…