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returning to bossa posting & yearning for space brazil open.spotify.com/track/7oQ34…
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people have asked me ... well, how do I get a deal on a stove?
The secret is being what the internet calls an "influencer" -- and be willing to post about the product.
If you, or ideally your cooler friend with way more followers, wants a unit -> fill out the form in the reply.
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Giving away America’s biggest technological edge because Jensen says nice things
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We could go from a 31x compute lead (in the best case scenario) to actually giving China a 1.1x compute lead if we sell the farm here.
Our team pulled together a big report with all the facts you need to know here:
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Humans invented software to free ourselves from manual work.
Somehow, we still waste billions of hours clicking across websites.
Today, @joinkaizen launches to fulfill that original promise.
Announcing our $4M raise from @8VC and the public launch of the Kaizen platform.
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so my friend david got home around 2am last night, the porch door’s open and his computer’s gone. he checks find my — it’s pinging somewhere around market street.
so he calls sfpd, tells them he literally knows where it is. they say “we’ll send someone to market street” and won’t let him come along even though he’s got the live location. obviously they don’t find anything. instead they start poking around this creepy abandoned nursing home nextdoor his house, trying to figure out how someone got onto his porch.
david keeps watching find my and sees the signal moving back toward his house, so he decides to just go for it. starts walking that direction, and about a third of a mile from home he passes this homeless guy. glances at the app — the computer’s now behind him.
he turns around, asks the guy, “hey, you got a computer?” the guy says yeah. david asks, “did you take it from my house?” the guy goes, “no, found it on the street.”
so david asks if he can take a look — and the dude literally shows him not just his computer, but also his roommate’s computer and a kindle.
david goes, “okay, these are mine, can i have them back?” and the guy just says “sure.”
so he walks all the stuff back to the cops, who are still screwing around in the abandoned nursing home like it’s resident evil. they’re amazed and tell him, “we should give you a badge.”
a true san francisco story.
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> call with any user from anywhere in the world
> "sure I can give you 5 min"
> call with a user in Japan
> "I made a 20-slide deck on my feedback"
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I’m hiring for two major roles on my team at Ulysses.
There has not been a better time to join Ulysses.
In the last few months, revenue & pipeline have gone vertical, and we've made significant technological breakthroughs that will forever change how subsea work is done.
It's been the most successful period in our company's history, and we are just getting started.
We will be announcing some of these breakthroughs soon. Stay tuned.
The jobs:
1. GM, Commercial: Your job is to stand up and lead our commercial business unit. Take our early contracts and scale them to build a machine that reshapes how critical telecoms and energy infrastructure is inspected and repaired.
2. Director of Marketing and Brand. Your job is to make Ulysses impossible to ignore. World-build. Make Ulysses "the Ocean Company". Take the air out of the room. High taste. No slop. Tell the world what Ulysses does.
Quit your boring desk job.
The ocean is calling.
Full job descriptions are @ ulysses.inc/jobs
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I’m excited to announce Lapis, the fastest and most accurate analytics platform for AI search engines like ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Perplexity, and Grok. Here’s why we wanted to tackle this specific problem.
The way we access information is fundamentally changing, ChatGPT and Perplexity are the new defaults. Unlike Google which shows you a list of blue links to click on, ChatGPT answers in big paragraphs with context. Traditional SEO elements like rank or keywords or authority are no longer relevant in ChatGPT. What matters is context.
When I mention I’m building in AI Search, the first question I get is: How can I improve my position? The most popular suggestion is to generate 100s of fake blogs. But every internet user is tired of SEO blog spam. Nobody likes it, the business owner doesn’t like it, the end user doesn’t like reading it and lets be real, nobody really reads blogs anymore. We’re taking a whole new approach to GEO.
Lapis (@trylapis) is building the fastest, most accurate AI search analytics platform.
Today, every business is asking, "How do we rank in AI search?" Lapis analyzes millions of user prompts daily, changes content in real-time, and links to external sites for visibility.
