he/him | PFP by @Quizzy_sin_bin | one of the most prolific reasoners of our time | possibly the most moral man in the world | "the cassian andor of slop"
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time to join the njo crew
i've read this one before, but i really can't skip it
now reading
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newsom really turned around and appointed himself Leader of the Resistance after spending the first 3 months of trump 2 hosting his little "maybe we should try throwing trans people under the bus" podcast. not to be trusted
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Chuck Schumer is either allowing eight of his colleagues to be the sin eaters who take the blame for passing this shutdown deal, or he’s genuinely powerless to hold his conference together. Either way, he should be out of leadership tomorrow morning.
these are all in the scene but his media literacy glands are shriveled and dry
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notice how whenever this guy gets mad at andor it's either because he's such a dullard he can't understand a scene, or because he projects onto perrin. usually both
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I appreciate the transparency, but reading the explanation for today's bannings doesn't give me confidence in the playtesting process for 3 year Standard. If you can't playtest Profs with a card a few months in the future, how can you possibly playtest for a set dropping in 2028?
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by my count they have the second and third worst records among Senate dems this Congress. Angus King is #4. all three represent Harris-won states
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Incredible bit of subtle world building for Shaggy's photo to not be a mugshot but just a regular old photo. He either managed to get away or get gunned down by the LAPD in the last stand which saw the others get arrested.
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Embarrassing answer. It shows you had no purpose for doing this and didn’t even know what you wanted. You were supposed to say the point of extending this was to fight for healthcare, and now you admit you were never paying attention? Please retire.
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Bullshit. Pelosi never let shit like this happen when she was in charge
Either he allowed it or has lost control of a huge chunk of his caucus
Whichever it is, and its being reported to be the former, he has no business leading anything
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Successfully ragebaiting the owner of the website at the age of 87, unambiguously the greatest of all time
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'Leave Chuck Schumer alone!' is certainly quite the choice right now
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Since Neera Tanden yelled at me for daring to speak ill of Abigail Spanberger last week, I'll note that this is the third time now (2020, 2021, 2025) that Spanberger has used a post-election cycle to undercut and undermine her own party
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I was convinced the republicans would cave by the holidays. By the time this SNAP stuff started, Trump—and by relation, the republicans—truly became the face of this shutdown. And then those fucking Dems had to go and do this shit. Feckless losers with weak leadership.
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Trump celebrating his big win tonight with a round of pardons.
JQA was a lion beyond measure
