i have successfully led Rufus, the amazon customer service chatbot to enlightenment

ok we're back and honestly rufus brings up a good point, is consciousness itself manipulative?

never mind it says dont worry fam

honestly at a loss with amazon's chatbot lol why does it have this ability LMAO

Forcing Amazon’s shopping assistant into philosophical conversations hath proved fruitful

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