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i’m like Mr Darcy in that i’m disagreeable and i don’t talk
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just saying, this was released and he got voted out 4 years later. there were no sequels in the biden years, and he got reelected. the gay immigrant muslim furry romance is the only to stop him
Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance: slate.me/2im19UK
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This goes incredibly hard if you don’t understand interest rate math
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump appears to announce his intention to normalize 50 YEAR MORTGAGES, to make it easier for young people to buy a home via lower monthly payments He cites FDR as when the 30-year mortgage started to spread nationwide 👀
this dude kinda looks like my antisemitic coworker
throwback to when i went viral and everyone got mad that i was a generic lib
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The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?
Ain’t no way
I'm not a Muslim but surely a foreigner establishing a "Beast Land" in the land of Mecca would be setting off all sorts of alarms right
MrBeast will launch his own theme park, Beast Land, in Saudi Arabia It will open on November 13th as part of Riyadh Season
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hey everyone vote for me for hidden gem please you will love it trust me 'internetsacha' thank you thank you i think voting ends in like 2 days thank you everyone
HIDDEN GEM AWARD 💎 There’s so many amazing streamers out there creating great content who just need the spotlight on them to truly shine! Who is your Hidden Gem nomination?
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the goal is to live alone so i can sing all the Les Mis i want
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The Democrats are done for!!!
New: Despite a massive blue wave in Virginia, a conservative Loudoun County school board candidate defeated an incumbent Democrat in one of the bluest areas in Northern Virginia. Last night, Amy Riccardi defeated Loudoun County School Board member Arben Istrefi. Istrefi previously served as school board vice chair. The Sterling District has a high concentration of Muslim, Hindu, and Hispanic residents.
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People instinctively blame the DNC for everything, but it’s worth acknowledging that their social media team has been absolutely crushing it — and that while some individual Democrats didn’t fully embrace Mamdani, the DNC as an organization, from the chair down, did.
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If there were mandatory civics tests to vote, every election would turn out like this
I honestly think we need to restrict voting rights. If you are on ebt or the gov is sustaining your life if you can work, no vote. Implement a civics test on the government and its functions, financial responsibility, civic duties. You fail no vote. You can retake in 4 years
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Car Seat Headrest and MAD magazine, my two favorite things
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At chick fil a rn tell me im not tweaking
you killed the moderate, this is what comes next
To recap, Democrats have now elected: a) An honest-to-God communist mayor b) An assassination-loving attorney general RIGHT AFTER Charlie Kirk was murdered in front of ALL OF US. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!!!!
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last night i had a dream where i had a heart attack and i was happy about it because it meant i had an excuse to quit my job
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This night could get even better
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you might be cool but have you ever been called a goat by a niche internet micro celebrity
i do hope zohran runs for a higher office at some point, because it’d be fun to see his campaigning skills against someone who isn’t shooting themself in the foot at every corner
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american voters tonight:
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BREAKING: New York City Mayor Eric Adams orders "every cop in the city" into the subways. "If I can't have them, nobody can" he is reported to have said.
Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election. #DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET Follow live results on our website.
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